Making a scene

Anonymous - 24/11/2017 05:00

Today, I got my septum piercing stuck in a bag of cinnamon pine cones at Target. My boyfriend was wearing a red shirt with khaki pants, so all the other shoppers probably thought I'd had to call a Target employee over to "cut" me out of the bag. FML
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TheEndIsNigh 10

Am I the only person who doesn't have a clue what this FML is about?

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Fritterzz 13

Once again, you and I are kept apart, oh sweet scented pine cones. -Patrick Star

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TheEndIsNigh 10

Am I the only person who doesn't have a clue what this FML is about?

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Glowworm56 26

Op apparently got her nose ring stuck in (or rather on) a bag of scented pine cones while shopping at Target. Her boyfriend went to help her, but since he was dressed exactly like a Target employee, spectators thought she had gotten a Target employee to help cut her free from the bag. Having an employee have to rescue you in public with everyone watching is pretty embarrassing--although in this case it was actually her boyfriend.

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RichardPencil 30

Hopefully, he’ll get recognized for delivering excellent customer service! All they need to do is furnish him a name tag, and they’ve got an instant employee-of-the-month candidate.

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Fritterzz 13

Once again, you and I are kept apart, oh sweet scented pine cones. -Patrick Star

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Dave_Davington 33

This is why people tell you not to stick your nose where it doesn't belong.

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DataWog 30

My first readthrough, I misread 'septum' as 'scrotum', and was VERY confused as to how one would manage to do that.

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Lobby_Bee 17

What were you trying to in the first place?

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Glowworm56 26

Well at least you caught your piercing on something that actually smelled good.

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DragonMaiden7 15

I don’t know why, but my mind instantly interchanges septum with scrotum. So I had to reread this a few times before I finally understood what actually happened. Though, the first scenario was immensely more humorous.

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Taurus_ChicKa 36

Uh... how? You had to be that close to smell them? And, even if I get thumbed down for this, I'm going to say it - I'm sorry, but septum piercings aren't attractive, so you kind of deserve it there.

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Kitiara521 24

What in the world were you trying to do, snort them? If you can't smell something like that without shoving them up your nose, it's not doing its job.

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