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Anonymous - 14/02/2014 17:11 - United States - Middletown

Today, my live-in mother-in-law brazenly swiped most of the money from my wallet, then walked out of the room as if nothing had happened. The worst thing is that my wife believes anything she says, so I can't do a damn thing about it. FML

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hate enough to kill... - 14/10/2012 20:57 - Netherlands - Stevensweert

Today, I witnessed my mother-in-law reach into my wife's purse and practically empty it out into her pocket. When I confronted her and called my wife into the room, both of them accused me of lying through my teeth, because I've always hated her. FML

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ChangingTheLocks - 13/07/2019 12:30

Today, I came home after a long day at work to find the furniture in my living room had been rearranged by my mother-in-law. When asked how she got in, she told us she stole my husband's key and made herself a copy. She can now come here whenever she wants, unless I change the locks. FML

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SilverAuthor - 29/07/2016 22:53 - United States - Detroit

Today, I slipped money into my mother's purse after she refused to let me pay for lunch. She caught me in the act and thought I was stealing money from her instead. FML

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Anonymous - 08/02/2023 11:00 - United States - Saint Paul

Today, I found out my mother-in-law sold a precious family heirloom and gambled away the money. FML

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elizabeth - - United States - Las Vegas

Today, I came home to my mother-in-law wearing the gold chain which I usually keep in a hidden drawer. I searched my drawer only to find out my chain was missing. I asked my mother-in-law if she took it and she keeps denying the fact that she stole it from me. My husband is on her side. FML

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Anonymous - 14/03/2020 03:11

Today, I got home from work to I find my cash box open and empty. My mom walked up and said, "If you have a lock that easy to pick, you don't deserve the money." There was 650 dollars in there. She refuses to give it back. FML

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thanksmom - 20/07/2010 00:23 - United States

Today, I met my biological mother for the first time. She stole my wallet. FML

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FranchezDeVista - 30/08/2015 18:29 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I was talking to my mom about my issues with my girlfriend. While she was sympathizing, she slowly picked up my wallet, took $100 and left. FML

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CaptBlood - 04/05/2021 14:01

Today, my wife says she's not hiding money from me but I checked our joint bank account, which I no longer use, and find she's been transferring money in-and-out of 3 accounts, while taking money from me and getting payday loans to cover it. FML

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sisisathief - 28/05/2017 08:00 - United States - Concord

Today, I caught my sister taking money from my wallet. When I confronted her, she claimed that she was actually putting back money that she had stolen earlier. She doesn't understand the irony. FML

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Saturday 15 February 2014 1:14

You live with your mother-in-law? I'd rather have a nude cage match with a honey badger and a velociraptor while slathered with cow's blood than live with my mother-in-law.

Nightwing98 22

Saturday 15 February 2014 1:17

Have you ever considered writing children's books?

Verota 6

Saturday 15 February 2014 1:29

You're a pussy.

TurquoiseJesus 15

Saturday 15 February 2014 1:30

fill up your wallet with some money, make it partially noticeable, set up a hidden camera, and catch her in the act. Its hard to deny video evidence.

drewflav 17

Saturday 15 February 2014 5:07

And then never carry cash around in the future.

mea_iloveskiing 26

Saturday 15 February 2014 1:31

Does that mean she doesn't trust you?

oooohmygosh 8

Saturday 15 February 2014 1:42

All I can say is I'm so incredibly sorry for you. You have to make your wife listen though!!!

kenleybunch 15

Saturday 15 February 2014 1:45

Steal it back!!

chosha_fml 26

Saturday 15 February 2014 1:52

How about keeping your wallet in your pocket? Of course you shouldn't have to, but until something changes...

caver1 14

Saturday 15 February 2014 2:05

Damn

BibliophileG 10

Saturday 15 February 2014 2:13

Two words: camera phone

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Saturday 15 February 2014 2:18

Seriously, it can only be repeated that you need to confront your wife. If she's unwilling to listen to you, her partner, then that smells of some marriage issues. You should get some counseling with your wife, and you need to get your Mother-in-Law out of your house as fast as possible. Video evidence is your best bet. Once you have that, you ought to sit them down together in the living room for a nice movie night and play the video for their viewing pleasure. Then confront your wife and lay down some law.