Make it so

MissArizona - - United States

Today, my dad shaved his head. This wouldn't be so bad if he didn't expect me to address him as "Captain Picard" 24/7 now. He won't answer me otherwise. FML
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flagshipfail 0

well then you better address him as such.

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pinkerbell 8

Your dad is awesome.

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BelleBelle_fml 11

Captain Picard is Legend, you should be grateful to have him as your father.

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perdix 29

Shave your head and make him call you Sinead. Two can play that game! And cut it with that pretentious "24/7" bs. The man sleeps, doesn't he? He doesn't need to be called Capt. Picard all 24 hours of a day.

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sheethapins 13

Noooooothing compares, nothing compares to Picard!

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ryanst 7

3:00 AM "SON WAKE UP!!" "What the **** do you want dad?!" "Its Captain Picard, you shit! ..Now go back to sleep, you have school in the morning."

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perdix 29

****! I just saw a current picture of Sinead O'Connor. Horrible!!! She's gotten fat and has ugly hair.

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ProhibitionRose 14

Maybe your dad is going through a mid-life crisis thing? Either way, go with it. It's not hurting anyone.

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maz_irken 6

your dad is awesome

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BelleBelle_fml 11

My dad isn't quite there yet, however, he does have a permanent Kappa.

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Rednomad 5

Well, I could do the same thing and make people calls me Captain Sisko. :)

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queen_rosie1994 12

call him Captain Kirk, just to mess with him.

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