Lumpy

Anonymous - 16/05/2018 15:00

Today, while blowing my nose after being bunged up for days, it finally unblocked. A solid slimy multicoloured booger roughly the size of a grape shot out, blew right through the tissue and landed on my manager's shoe. Hell hath no fury like a lady sneezed upon. FML
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Dave_Davington 33

I hope for your sake that you've got one more round in the chamber, because forcing someone to wear non-matching shoes all day is simply unforgivable.

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Glowworm56 26

That was an absolutely beautiful description of that booger.

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Davros 12

should've said Well, are you going to bless me or do you love the devil?

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bigdaddyeric 35

Doesn’t it feel as good as an ****** though when that huge booger final blows out and it usually does shred the paper. She should have been happy for you dude!

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ari330 21

how are you blowing your nose?

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julfunky 29

I assume he picked up a piece of tissue paper, held it against his nose, and blew air through his nostrils. But that’s just a guess.

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ari330 21

then shouldn't it have hit his hand first if he held it against his nose

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