Love Loyalty - FML

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Marie - 17/10/2012 05:16 - United States - Jacksonville

Today, it was my two year anniversary with my boyfriend. As we were about to exchange gifts, he got a call and said he had to go home immediately. What was the emergency? His guild leader couldn't find another healer to finish a raid and promised my boyfriend gear if he would step up. FML

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Lady Cuntsnatch of Fallopia - 04/01/2015 01:30 - United States - Yuba City

Today, I went into labor and got my husband drive me to the hospital. Instead of staying by my side, he rushed back home for a World of Warcraft raid. His excuse? His friends were counting on him and they'd be pissed if he let them down. FML

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Anonymous - 03/06/2011 23:16 - United States

Today, my fiancé nervously sat me down for a "serious chat". The chat wound up with him asking if we could postpone our wedding, because his World of Warcraft guild had a raid scheduled for the same day. FML

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Anonymous - 04/03/2010 20:00 - United States

Today, it was my one year anniversary with my boyfriend. We had dinner reservations to an expensive restaurant and planned to see a movie after. At least, we did, until he called to tell me he'd volunteered to work tonight. He won't get off until 2am. FML

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Anonymous - 01/06/2011 00:50 - Brazil

Today, my boyfriend refused to take me out on our three year anniversary because he was busy, "training to become a professional gamer." FML

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Happy… where d'he go?

Lonely - 05/09/2021 04:59 - United States

Today, it's our fifth-year anniversary with my boyfriend. I gave him his gift and walked over to the kitchen to serve him some food I'd made. On my way back to the dining room, I overheard his plans with his friend to ditch me in 10 minutes. FML

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Anonymous - 22/09/2012 23:49 - United States - Eudora

Today, after a week of not seeing each other, my boyfriend has a three day break from work. This would be great if he hadn't just told me he's having a Guild Wars 2 marathon. Now all I have to look forward to is slow wifi and anguished screams every time his character dies. FML

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poor baby - 12/06/2015 16:51 - Germany

Today, my boyfriend forgot to pick our son up from daycare. His excuse? Fighting in a battle in World of Warcraft was far more important and he had to stay absolutely focused. Our son had to wait for two hours. FML

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festival virgin - 29/05/2013 19:11 - United Kingdom

Today, I gave my boyfriend our festival tickets to keep hold of while I excitedly went home to get ready. He took someone else. FML

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iheartexes - 06/11/2010 04:52 - United States

Today, my boyfriend bailed on our one year anniversary celebration because his ex girlfriend asked him to go to a wedding with her and pose as her fake boyfriend. FML

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WoWWidow - 02/09/2011 08:02 - United States

Today, my husband went in for surgery and handed me an important document. It wasn't a will or anything similar, but a list of items and gold he wanted passed on to guild members on World of Warcraft. FML

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gree_fml 11

Wednesday 17 October 2012 12:05

Sounds appropriate. Have an anniversary raid together!

SenselessPattern 12

Wednesday 17 October 2012 12:18

They level up their....enchanting? Buh dum tss....

swedeNix 13

Wednesday 17 October 2012 17:17

Wow for wow

mizteri 1

Wednesday 17 October 2012 17:25

You knew he was a gamer before. You should have been prepared.

MikkiMotionless 8

Wednesday 17 October 2012 17:27

World of Warcraft? Ugh...

Hornedone 7

Wednesday 17 October 2012 17:49

If you played the game with him you would understand

SrakaSrakasta 20

Wednesday 17 October 2012 17:52

Do you know how hard it is to find a good healer?! Probably harder than finding a new bitchy girlfriend

misterjez 15

Wednesday 17 October 2012 18:28

Lol true. Pretty good healer myself always asked to go on shit.

Meesersuperman1 4

Wednesday 17 October 2012 18:08

He made the right choice.

dangousity 21

Wednesday 17 October 2012 18:31

Real loser there sweetheart

bendereine 11

Wednesday 17 October 2012 18:35

Dump him, dump him NOW.

GwennaRose 22

Wednesday 17 October 2012 18:42

Anything for better gear, and good healers are hard to find.

maarkblack 9

Wednesday 17 October 2012 18:56

He must be a damn good healer.

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Today, I attended my mother's funeral. My husband came too, and during the service, I kept hearing him giggling. I wrote it off as the usual awkward nerves, until he started snorting too, and I caught sight of the iPhone under his jacket. He was reading this very site. FML

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Today, I realized that the bird I supposedly heard during the night throughout my childhood is actually the sound my mom makes when she comes. FML

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Today, I won an award at school for my hard work. Afterwards, my parents told me off. Why? They wanted my brother to get it instead of me. FML

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Today, my sister had a friend for a sleepover. They filmed a video in which the friend was lying in my bed, singing. An hour after the girl went home, her parents called. She has lice, and had brought them to our house unknowingly. I can see each and every individual larva on my pillow. FML

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Today, I was chewed out and blocked by several of my “friends” because I never post anything political, and am therefore right wing. FML

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