Love Lost

Lost

Icy - 25/10/2008 16:56

Today, I was writing to my girlfriend on MSN when her roommate answered, "Sorry, this isn't Marie, she's at her boyfriend’s." Really? I've looked everywhere in my apartment, and I can’t find her. FML

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Anonymous - 19/05/2021 00:01

Today, I went to my girlfriend's apartment, but it was empty. I went to her parents' house, it was empty as well. She isn’t responding to my messages, so I guess I got ghosted in real life and online. FML

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Anonymous - 07/04/2013 04:07 - United States - Carrollton

Today, I was very worried about my girlfriend of two years. She has recently moved into her apartment, and I hadn't heard from her for four days. Don't worry, though, she's fine. According to her mother's Facebook, she moved in with her old boyfriend. FML

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Anonymous - 08/06/2014 18:01 - Canada - North Bay

Today, my girlfriend sent me a text message confessing that she's been cheating on me. Apparently she regretted telling me the truth, because when I confronted her face-to-face, she claimed her roommate had sent it as a prank. She doesn't have a roommate. FML

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Falouila - 17/12/2008 07:15 - France

Today, I picked up my computer which had been at the repair shop for two weeks. I quickly logged on to MSN to talk to the girl who I'd been hitting on for weeks. Her profile picture was a photo of herself with her new boyfriend. FML

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Smoking gun

cami - 19/04/2024 00:00 - United States

Today, my roommate asked me for help finding her wallet because it’s been lost for days. I helped a bit, but it never turned up. I left to go to my boyfriend’s house as I'd planned. Guess whose wallet I found laying on the ground next to his night-stand? And why it was there… FML

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loser - 01/03/2009 00:22 - United States

Today, my fiancée broke up with me. Via a myspace message. While we were in the same apartment. FML

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Creeped out

HadToApologize - 03/11/2009 05:20 - United States

Today, I took a shower at my girlfriend's apartment. I was wandering around, gathering my clothes when I noticed my girl doing her hair in the other room. She looked sort of peculiar, so I stood there, studying her. Half naked. I then realized it wasn't my girlfriend, but her roommate. FML

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Suspicious activity

Anonymous - - United States - Baltimore

Today, I visited my girlfriend's apartment for the first time. I guess she forgot to do some spring cleaning before I showed up, because I saw my laptop on her couch. The same laptop that was stolen from my house along with several other valuables last week. FML

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wtfrelationship - 21/10/2009 04:07 - Singapore

Today, I told my girlfriend over MSN that we had to talk. I log on to facebook and the first thing I see is that she changed our relationship from "In a Relationship" to "It's Complicated." FML

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Anonymous - 19/06/2009 21:41 - United States

Today, I looked through my girlfriend's phone book and saw two entries with my name. One had "(cute)" attached to it. I checked to see if it was my number. It wasn't. FML

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Zelda210 0

Sunday 25 March 2012 1:28

Are you stupid?

runmymouth 0

Thursday 19 February 2009 0:55

If she really was lying to you then good god that sucks.

gemmaFML 0

Friday 10 July 2009 12:12

You've dumped her, right?

helpmeiamblind 0

Saturday 18 July 2009 0:26

You should Roman Soldier her ass, the stupid bitch. Her and her roommate. They both deserve a good dick-slap in the face.

Mischief109 11

Thursday 24 May 2012 23:38

Why her roommate???

Acid80 3

Thursday 30 July 2009 15:47

Maybe her roommate has just pranked you!

hai_im_bruno 0

Monday 3 August 2009 6:44

She was in your pants the whole time wasnt she tsk tsk

Kiwi_09 0

Friday 7 August 2009 6:56

Ohhh snap! Well, maybe she used you as a cover story. Very possible. Or she's secretly Spiderman and hid on your ceiling. Not very possible. Either one :)

Ohnothingreally 0

Tuesday 6 October 2009 1:27

Did you check under your bed?

skidbubble 0

Friday 9 October 2009 19:18

dump that skeevy cheating ***** post haste!

dimondlas 0

Monday 12 October 2009 0:43

start making out with her room mate just as she walks in maybe even root [;

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Sunday 1 November 2009 1:00

Maybe you're just really bad at finding things. I'm gonna take a guess here, and say that you couldn't find her clit or her g-spot either. Otherwise she wouldn't need to visit her other boyfriend's appartment. YDI.