Embarrassing, Awkward, Language Work Lost in translation

Lost in translation

ohhhman - 10/04/2009 00:13 - United States

Today, one of the Haitians that works in the kitchen at my restaurant said something to me. Usually I can't understand them and I just smile and laugh, so that's what I did this time. Later, I found out he was trying to tell me his father had passed away. FML

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derbyboy - 19/10/2011 05:38 - United Kingdom

Today, at work, I misheard a customer telling me a story. To be polite, I did a slight laugh and nodded my head. She actually told me her mum had died. FML

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fistpumpin4life - 10/10/2010 00:51 - France

Today, at work, I asked a lady how she was doing. When she replied, I didn't understand her, and instead of asking her what she'd said, I just replied with, "Oh, that's good." What she'd said that I didn't understand was that her husband had just died. FML

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Anonymous - 17/02/2010 16:32 - Canada

Today, while serving a rather large party at the restaurant where I work, I mentioned that the soup of the day was "to die for". After the hosts gave me weird looks, it dawned on me that the reason they were wearing all black is because they've just come back from a funeral. FML

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... - 12/03/2009 18:57 - France

Today, the really hot guy that works in the same building as me came to work after being away for the past two days. I said, "Look who finally decided to come to work!" His response was, "I had a death in the family, thanks." FML

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Jim - 11/01/2012 01:32 - Belgium

Today, I told a co-worker to "lighten up, and stop wearing black all the time, it makes you look depressed." I didn't know his father had died the week before. FML

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perfectlybrokenx - 24/08/2010 04:21 - Canada

Today, while I was on a date, I noticed my ex-boyfriend in the restaurant, and he looked sad. So I walked over to see him and jokingly said, "You look like your mom died or something!" She had. FML

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Interpreter blues

Aleksandar - 25/11/2020 05:01

Today, at the hospital, I had to tell someone he was going to die because I was the only one to speak his language. FML

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KMKWEEN - 16/02/2009 14:37 - United States

Today, I was at work. I work at a grocery store and a woman pulls a cart to me filled with chips, breads, lunch meats, and sodas. I said to her "Looks like you are going to have a fun party" she then looks at me and says "My mother just died, this is for after the funeral. FML

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Anonymous - 13/06/2024 07:00 - United States

Today, I work at a hospice center. At 3AM, a call just went out to a man's family to come because he was dying. I didn't realize that this man was my old friend's grandpa. When I saw her, I smiled really big and said, "Hey! Great to see you!" Her grandpa was ACTIVELY DYING. Stupid stupid stupid. FML

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dads can’t cook? - 17/03/2021 21:30

Today, I was messaging a new friend when she mentioned her dad was cooking dinner that night. I jokingly texted, “Oh no! I’m sorry!” Turns out her dad is a professional chef. FML

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AMelodyofJuly 0

Friday 10 April 2009 9:48

Bummer. Maybe you should try to understand them better or just be honest and say, "I'm sorry but I just can't understand you; I'm so bad with accents."

mf_fml 0

Friday 10 April 2009 9:55

i don't care how many times i gotta look stupid repeatedly going "pardon? pardon?" i still gotta know EXACTLY what someone is trying to tell me.

Secret_Fire_King 0

Saturday 16 January 2010 10:42

P.S. Don't laugh at the Sad Face..

Illyssa_fml 4

Sunday 19 September 2010 15:52

why would he tell you this if you don't talk to him?? haha kinda weird...

Lovingyour69 3

Thursday 23 December 2010 9:34

You stupid douche bag laugh at a guy when he tells you his father died your such an idiot you ******* retard

THE_A_TEEN 27

Saturday 25 February 2012 22:34

OP doesn't understand haitian, you ******* retard! How was he supposed to know? God damn, go back to the basement.

DeadxManxWalking 27

Monday 23 May 2011 7:43

'Ey yo man I'm sorreh but ya papi pashed away mun

rjwon 0

Thursday 18 August 2011 6:16

YOU ASSHOLE! ALL CAPS RAGE TO YOU!!!!!!!

Mxpxdude189 0

Thursday 25 August 2011 15:37

they are very hard to understand. welcome to south Florida. aka "little haiti"

midnight21 8

Friday 8 June 2012 20:01

Why are you so ignorant?

Sacytrl 28

Saturday 6 July 2013 19:08

You could have just read his gestures, or body language though.

cheflife 7

Wednesday 18 June 2014 10:48

I give it at least two "what?"s before I just smile and nod. Sucks when you're in a rush on the line and you need to know what the **** just walked in, but I guess that's what tickets are for. Seems like most Haitians talk super fast too, so that doesn't help. All you can really do at this point is apologize and move on