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Look Rufus…

jumbledgirl - 10/01/2012 05:25 - United States

Today, my teacher started talking about me quietly to the stuffed cat, called Rufus, that she keeps on her desk. FML

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Liz - 09/01/2009 08:54 - France

Today, I was teaching a class, but the kids were all talking and chattering. After three soapbox-style speeches about how, "The next person who talks gets a note to take home," one kid looked right at me and went, "Meow." FML

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whymomwhy - 11/07/2015 17:20 - United States - Salem

Today, my mother talked shit about me to the cat while I was in the room. FML

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quickfingers100 - 01/06/2011 16:05 - United Kingdom

Today, I fell asleep in class. I'm the teacher. FML

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roomie487 - 06/10/2009 21:08 - United Kingdom

Today, I met my new roommate. I also met her stuffed animals, who introduced themselves to me. My roommate makes inanimate objects talk. FML

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Been there, done that

randomgirl - - United Kingdom

Today, I accidentally called my teacher "Babe." FML

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atterz123 - 12/02/2009 13:37 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out my teacher writes descriptions next to people's names on the register to remind him who people were. By mistake the descriptions appeared on the computer projector. Next to my name it said "Tubby". FML

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izu - 16/09/2011 05:40 - United States

Today, my mom decided to only speak to me through our pet cat. FML

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It wasn't me

sonotsuave - 04/03/2019 06:00 - United States - Arlington

Today, I was tutoring. When my kids were finally working on their own, I stood in my classroom’s doorway to talk to my boss sitting outside about upcoming work. Suddenly, one of my students sitting directly behind me let out the loudest fart ever. I think my boss heard and thought it was me. FML

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teacher - 07/09/2014 21:05 - United States - Apo

Today, I started my first teaching job ever. As I was teaching, another teacher interrupted my class about 5 times because she thought it was her class. Not only did she ruin my confidence, her behavior caused my students to laugh at me. FML

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Talkingbeforethinking - 16/03/2019 18:00

Today in class I accidentally called my teacher very old and almost dead. As we were discussing a book I said that the book character is very old and close to death since it fitted to the context. Turns out this character is one year younger than my teacher and she wasn't amused. FML

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TheMaster15 10

Tuesday 10 January 2012 11:44

Bitches always be crazy.

WaSiSimiLang 8

Tuesday 10 January 2012 11:45

Well what did your teacher say about you? I hope it was not an it's-our-little-secret-for-now-she's-dead-soon-anyway-tee-hee-hee type of conversation o.0

devildante21 4

Tuesday 10 January 2012 23:43

I see nothing wrong with it! My 8th grade teacher used to talk to a clock! Better a stuffed cat than a clock!

mutinykitty 18

Wednesday 11 January 2012 0:01

lol wut

zebralover23 14

Wednesday 11 January 2012 0:43

Hahahahaha where you being mean to the cat?

ShadowsEcho 1

Wednesday 11 January 2012 2:23

What's with teachers and cats named Rufus? Seriously? I had a teacher just like yours. Married but crazy....... FYL for ending up with a nutzo teacher.

Track1991 0

Wednesday 11 January 2012 6:31

Does she watch South Park. The teacher on there uses a puppet.

chengy4191 7

Wednesday 11 January 2012 8:49

More like **** ur teachers life

xgetxbentx 13

Wednesday 11 January 2012 9:03

It's okay, at my middle school we had one teacher who believed in fairies, one who was obsessed with watermelons, and another who was deathly afraid of Cheerios and left turns.

AliCat18 12

Wednesday 11 January 2012 21:06

that's is way creepy! good luck for the rest of the year!

somewhatlucky 1

Thursday 12 January 2012 0:29

what a Pussy >.

YagerMiester95 8

Thursday 12 January 2012 5:36

Your teacher keeps a stuffed cat on her desk? Isn't there some kind of policy against that.

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Today, at my wedding, my husband stood up to give a speech. It started out beautiful, until he told everyone how he started to fall in love with me after I blew him on our first date. FML

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