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hooligyn123 - - United States

Today, I'm quite ill. My new step-mother believes that the genetic wheat allergy I got from my mother would have gone away since she's now married to my father instead. Looks like dad picked a winner. FML
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Just be thankful that she isn't your doctor.

Isn't that how genetics works? Your hair and eyes can change color too!

daringtoride 27

New stepparents...don't I know it. Aren't they fun?

captainburke 5

She would like to remind you, yet again, that she isn't your mother.

skyeyez9 24

Because a parent getting remarried automatically cures food allergies. O.o I feel bad for kids whose parents divorce and remarry assholes. You are stuck in that situation thru no fault f your own.

I can almost understand the parent's thought process of "Well my spouse is gone but I want my kids to have a full family." But when the parent just goes and marries whatever irresponsible, abusive, or just plain stupid person they happen to fall in "love" with, I would have to consider that extremely selfish and in some extreme cases borderline child endangerment.

trippythehippy 6

This is what happens when dad marries the babysitter...

Sadly, there are stupid people everywhere who are not just babysitters. One can dream though, right?

trippythehippy 6

Tis true. But when a man marries a complete moron you can only assume... All boobs no brains kinda thing.

16- Why, she didn't claim he got her pregnant, did she? Much less, from kissing? :p Edit: Reread Noor's profile. She did claim to be married to Ezio, it was a running joke. :P

Sounds like dad got himself a trophy wife.

simkire 7

"Good, for someone who's never won a trophy." HURRAY FOR MOST INTERESTING MAN REFERENCE ! ;D

loserboii 11

Can't tell if she's trying to make you feel better or is that stupid.

olpally 32

What a dumb-ass step-mother... She probably thinks everything revolves around her too... I hate ignorant and arrogant people who think they're God's gift to the freaking world.

This step-mother needs to step into a library and review some basic genetics.

So you're saying that your stepmother ALSO has the wheat allergy gene? What are the odds?!