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Anonymous - 15/03/2021 23:01

Today, I got flowers from a secret admirer. Turns out they were from my sister's in-laws who own a flower shop. Apparently, everyone feels bad that I'm single and they are convinced I'm gonna die alone. FML

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britney - 15/02/2010 02:54 - Canada

Today, I got flowers sent to my work, I happily opened them in front of my co-workers thinking they were from my crush, I open the card to see "Love you, from mom". My mother thinks my love life is so pathetic, thats she needs to send me flowers to cheer me up. FML

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anonymous - 16/02/2015 12:57 - Australia - Rockdale

Today, I received a bunch of flowers from my 'lover'. This would be fine, except that I don't have a lover, and my boyfriend now thinks I'm cheating. FML

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alone - 14/02/2012 05:34 - Australia

Today, I arranged to have some flowers delivered at work for Valentine's Day so that my colleagues will think someone likes me. FML

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nightowl506 - 21/11/2011 07:22 - United States

Today, I received gorgeous orchids from my long distance boyfriend. I was excited about it and told my parents. They still are convinced I have no boyfriend and I mailed the flowers to myself. FML

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mike4444 - 12/02/2010 18:11 - France

Today, I bought myself a flower for Valentine's Day to be delivered to myself from "Anonymous". FML

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Anonymous - 14/02/2013 13:18 - United States - Allendale

Today, just so my family would think someone might actually be interested in me, I bought myself roses and attached a secret admirer card to them. My plan would have worked if I hadn't forgotten to take the receipt off the kitchen counter. FML

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mfnfhdjdjddjsjfn - 03/09/2012 08:39 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I was in a terrific mood after finding a bouquet of beautiful flowers on my doorstep when I came home. That is, until I recognised the handwriting of my "secret admirer" was the same as my mother's. FML

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Oh hells no - 16/09/2013 07:26 - United States - Los Altos

Today, my girlfriend came home with a huge bouquet of roses. They were from an admirer, brainwashing her to think I'm a terrible boyfriend for not buying her flowers like he did. FML

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anonymouss - 21/09/2009 04:02 - United States

Today, I bought the girl I like a bouquet of roses saying "Anonymous" on it, and left it on her front porch. She saw it, and called the guy she thought it was from. He said, "You're welcome!" and now they're going out. FML

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Anonymous - 02/07/2015 02:04 - United States - Lees Summit

Today, I sent the girl I like flowers, only to have her later post a picture of them online, saying, "Ha! When losers send you flowers." FML

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jobekka 20

Tuesday 16 March 2021 1:13

i don't like flowers from secret admirers, it's always from that creepy dude with a girlfriend that you've rejected. :( if you send flowers at least put a name so the person can reject you

RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 16 March 2021 2:20

Nice humble-brag!

jobekka 20

Tuesday 16 March 2021 1:13

i don't like flowers from secret admirers, it's always from that creepy dude with a girlfriend that you've rejected. :( if you send flowers at least put a name so the person can reject you

RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 16 March 2021 2:20

Nice humble-brag!

RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 16 March 2021 1:59

Even worse, they were probably flowers that we about to go bad and they were able to claim a tax write-off for a charitable donation. Nice that your family considers you a dumpster/tax loophole.

peterblackmer91 12

Wednesday 17 March 2021 0:50

I'm not really sure how you can turn a nice gesture into a big problem.

Jigglygigglingpuff 3

Wednesday 17 March 2021 7:32

Wtf? That’s f*cking mean? I understand maybe feeling a little bad for someone but what they should do is ask what you like and get that for you instead. Not sending you flowers from “a special someone” , that’d make any single person feel shitty.