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Evjoel - - Bermuda - Hamilton

Today, whilst making a cake for my kids, I accidentally got some cocoa powder in my nose. Now it feels like my nose is burning stronger than the fires of hell. On the bright side, everything smells like chocolate. FML
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mrlucky22 18

Your boogers should taste sweeter too.

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summer4me 25

Have you tried saline spray? That could help wash out your nose

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mrlucky22 18

Your boogers should taste sweeter too.

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individual00 14

Firstly, that's disgusting! Secondly, cocoa powder is actually quite bitter, like dark chocolat.

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sylvienoir 18

yeah chocolate is only sweet when you add sugar and cream. cocoa powder tastes like shit on its own

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summer4me 25

Have you tried saline spray? That could help wash out your nose

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tantanpanda 26

Just squirt hot milk up your nose and you'll have yourself a hot chocolate. Foolproof

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Mightyrif 23

Just make sure it isn't normal water otherwise there's a chance amoebas could crawl into your brain and eat it. Not even joking.

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WJM505 14

I'm pretty sure that's why #4 said "saline spray" and not to just spray water up OP's nose.

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rockeditionbarbi 14

Focus on the bright side then everything will be okay

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aGMAELSTR0M 10

Netty Pot + cocoa powder = hot chocolate :)

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ABlindMan 17

Snorting cocoa is actually a new fad in Europe. By your description of burning like hell I can't imagine how it'd be enjoyable though. FYL OP

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BoxFullOfLazy 25

Someone should edit Scarface to replace the piles of cocaine with cocoa powder.

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prostar9993 15

How do you accidentally Snort cocoa powder?

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soullyfe 33

I doubted they purposely snorted it. Since it's a powder, some of the 'dust' of it had probably flown up OP's nose without them realizing it until they sniffed.

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