Sex, Confused Intimacy Like a virgin

Like a virgin

chchboy - 22/05/2012 05:05 - United States

Today, I went all the way for the first time with my girlfriend. After I had finished, she asked me, "What just happened? Was that sex?" I wasn't sure either. FML

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The rhythm of the fight
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sadsexer23 - 16/02/2010 03:10 - United States

Today, I took my girlfriends virginity and had given it my all. When I had finished, sweating and tired, I looked down at her and smiled, obviously pleased with myself. She looked up at me and said, "Wait, was that it?" FML

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Instructions

Anonymous - 31/03/2009 05:40 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. After what seemed like an eternity of waiting, he finally entered me, then paused and asked me, "What do I do now?" FML

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Ihatemylife - 03/03/2013 12:17 - Slovenia - Ljubljana

Today, in the middle of sex, my girlfriend asked me, "Are you sure you're a guy?" I still have no idea what that was for. FML

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Anonymous - 24/04/2013 18:56 - United States - Huntington Park

Today, I was making out with my girlfriend for the first time, and she reached down to feel me up. When her hands got there, she stopped and said, "You're not even hard..." I was. FML

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Confused - 22/08/2012 16:33 - Spain - Madrid

Today, I finally had sex with my boyfriend. I had never gotten so far with a guy, so I was really nervous. He was careful, we tried different positions, "it was fun" and he came. I barely felt anything. FML

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herve - 22/05/2009 19:50 - Lebanon

Today, my girlfriend of two years and I decided to have sex for the first time. When we were in the room, finally ready to start, she confessed that she had never seen a penis before. To make her more comfortable, I showed her mine. At the sight of it, well, she actually fainted. FML

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Anonymous - 02/11/2009 14:04 - United States

Today, I finally had the opportunity to have sex with my girlfriend. This would be the first time for both of us, so I tried to make it really special. I had everything planned out to be very romantic. She loved how it was set up. After all this, I couldn't get it up at all, all night. FML

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Anonymous - 12/08/2015 02:23 - Israel - Tel Aviv

Today, while having sex with my girlfriend for the first time, I pushed all the way in. She said, "Stop teasing me, put everything in." FML

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saddude - 04/03/2009 07:03 - United States

Today, I had sex with my girlfriend. Being the stud that I am, after a short time I turned to her and said "You think you're ready for a round two?" She replied "No, but I do think I'm ready for the rest of round one." FML

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illequipt - 16/03/2009 03:20 - Canada

Today, I was fooling around with my girlfriend for the first time. She put her hand on my cock over my jeans and said, "Get hard for me." I was hard. FML

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Tuesday 22 May 2012 11:27

If you nor your girlfriend can tell if you had "sex" then I don't think either of you are old enough to be having sex.

TwitchingNebula 17

Tuesday 22 May 2012 11:23

Noob.

hateevryone 14

Thursday 24 May 2012 19:00

It must've been bad.

suadela 1

Thursday 24 May 2012 19:32

Maybe you're asexual? Both of you?

Neatfellen 0

Thursday 24 May 2012 21:17

do you even know what finishing rly is? or are you so young and uninformed that all you meaned is you pulled out?

bulletz4 2

Friday 25 May 2012 1:40

da ***.?

rsaffi 6

Sunday 27 May 2012 4:38

Man, you should really learn your way through sex. But like ppl said: practice makes perfect! Mix Johnny Walker and sex and just "Keep *******"! :-)

NoReservations 9

Monday 28 May 2012 14:39

Man, how old are you? Is it really that easy to mess up the mechanics of sex?

charla6609 2

Tuesday 5 June 2012 3:37

How can u not know?! Ur an idiot

assickasmysecret 5

Wednesday 6 June 2012 13:25

naww thats so cute!

theanimepanda 4

Friday 13 July 2012 4:07

did you make it into a hole, at least???

punxroxr87 7

Monday 23 July 2012 18:59

ur kids r way too young to hav sex if u dont even know wat it is. hope u got her pregnant, at ur lil boy age and ruin ur life. dumbass

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Today, I found out the only reason why a friend of mine even bothered talking to me. He thought that I'd sleep with him if he was nice enough. FML

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Today, I was supposed to finally go out with my guy friend that I have liked for a long time. He told me he would text me, and after waiting for hours for the text, I finally got it. It said, "Guess what!? I just got laid!" He forgot our date, had it off, and I congratulated him. FML

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Today, my boyfriend thought it was OK for both of us to leave the house with the oven on. FML

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Today, someone came in for an interview. For my position. I wasn’t informed that they were replacing me. I had to set up the room for this interview. FML

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Today, I walked past a group of men on my way to work. Instead of catcalling me, they made pig and whale noises at me, and yelled fat shaming comments. By the time I'd reached my building, I had been reduced to tears. FML

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Today, the subject of penis size came up while my boyfriend and I were chatting. He asked if he was big, and I replied that whatever size he was, he was enough to satisfy me. Apparently, that was the wrong answer, and he spent the rest of the night sulking because I didn't say he was enormous. FML

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