Let's get it on

Frank - 17/08/2011 06:50 - United States

Today, I came home from work tired and horny, and asked my girlfriend if she wanted to go make love. While all she had done all day is lay on the couch and watch television, she said, "I'm too tired, why don't you just go into the bathroom and grab a quick wank." FML
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abes22 0

should have asked her to come help you..

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bycf 0

That's too bad man.... Environment n mood not right....

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VeganVampyre 26

This website has hundreds *rolls eyes* You just have to try and find the one that actually has good advice.

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VeganVampyre 26

By the way, Sirina, that was not referring to you. I quite like what you said, actually.

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DeathBunny218 37

Maybe she WAS too tired to do anything other than lay on the couch and watch tv all day. Some days that's all i do and i'm still tired at the end of the day because my body has had no stimulation to wake it up, and if you're tired as well why not just join her on the couch and relax.

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perdix 29

Hope you are enjoying your preview to marriage. Now, you can legally have sex with any other woman you want and not lose half your stuff. I hope you are not thinking about putting a ring on that frigid slug. She's not doing nothing all day. The question isn't what's she is doing, but who.

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simplylost643 0

Amen, Perdix! If more men had your wisdom the world would be a more tolerable place. Losing half your possessions to someone who's spent your entire marriage sitting on their ass denying their partner sex is a bitter, bitter pill to swallow.

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sylphy 0

That's life! Wank and stop moaning. Wait, let me try that again--

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xlord 27

Hey you can pay for things to be done wrong as well... Whatever makes you happy :D

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