Let me in

miley098 - 02/11/2011 16:37 - United Kingdom

Today, I came home from school, only to find I was locked out. The cars were all there, but no one was in. It wasn't until I heard continuous banging from my parents' window that it clicked. They kept me locked me for over an hour in freezing weather just to have sex. FML
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EvilPotato 14

Sex is way better than kids :P you've been overruled.

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Aaronftw 0

Sometimes you just gotta take one for team

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GOTxMILK 5

They were fighting over who was gonna get the door for you.

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DarkMoon159 5

That's their way of making the house warmer on a cold day.

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marit1997 4

Just to have sex you say.

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saIty 17

Hopefully they don't do something kinky that'll make one or both of them come crashing through the window. How awkward would that be?

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jjames67 4

better than them leavingthe door unlocked and you walking in and finding them.

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yankfan89 27

That would be worse than being outside. At least OP didn't have to see anyone naked and thrusting, hopefully...

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HoboSmeller 6

sorry OP FYL, but either way , your parents have needs too, give them a break.

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HoboSmeller 6

sorry OP FYL, but either way , your parents have needs too, give them a break.

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JumbledGirl 2

I did that to my parents :( they watched...

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TheDrifter 23

Was it your dad that told you to put your back into it?

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Cmdr_Shepard 17

Did your mom message you on facebook to stop making a racket or else she was gonna come in there?

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futuredictater 6

At least they were nice enough to make sure you were out of the house so you wouldn't walk in on it,

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DocBastard 38

This is proof that your parents hate you and are trying to replace you with a cuter, smarter, newer model.

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