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Anonymous - 10/01/2011 03:03 - United States

Today, I had a panic attack because my boyfriend thought it would be sexy to choke me in the middle of sex. FML

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Paicked - - Australia

Today, my boyfriend told me he loves me. Instead of saying it back, I had a panic attack. FML

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Marian - 23/03/2009 19:37 - United States

Today, I had an anxiety attack when I was hanging out with my boyfriend. He pulled me close to him and I started to feel better, until he put my hand down his pants and around his penis and said, "Here! Try this to take your mind off it." FML

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Empathetic panic

Anonymous - 20/05/2014 16:31 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, in the middle of my boyfriend finally giving me an orgasm, I had an anxiety attack, which caused him to have an attack of his own. I guess there is such a thing as having too much in common with your partner. FML

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Overdoing it

Anonymous - 29/05/2020 08:00

Today, my boyfriend convinced me to "dirty talk" with him. I'd never done it before, so I figured I would give it a go. I ended up getting so excited that I had an anxiety attack. FML

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ally - 03/02/2009 19:34 - United States

Today, I was having sex with a guy that I just met, and when I thought he was about to orgasm, he actually had an asthma attack. FML

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Psychopath's joke

hannieannie - 20/11/2019 01:00

Today, I’m still recovering from last night. I fell asleep before my boyfriend. He thought it would be funny to stand at the bottom of the bed with a knife and wake me up. I screamed so much that I wet myself and had a panic attack. He recorded the whole thing. FML

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Anonymous - 13/10/2023 05:30 - United States - Aiken

Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend and I told him that I was going to tickle him, to which he responded me how he’d “crack” me in the head so that I’d never even think about tickling him again. It threw me into a panic attack and people laughed. I’m a survivor of domestic violence. FML

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JRLJLS - 15/04/2013 09:09 - United States - Lehigh Acres

Today, I had phone sex with my boyfriend. He had an asthma attack. FML

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Anonymous - 24/08/2013 22:31 - Isle of Man - Douglas

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. As I started getting close to having my first ever orgasm, I got extremely short of breath and started hyperventilating. His reaction was to cover my mouth to shut me up. FML

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rebeccacaissie - 21/11/2010 18:16 - United States

Today, I was being a little playful with my boyfriend when we began wrestling. He then put me in a choking headlock and wouldn't let me out until I "tapped out". FML

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hideyoself 4

Monday 10 January 2011 9:10

He watches too much ****..

youfailed18 0

Monday 10 January 2011 9:06

What a doucher.

theslayer77777 0

Monday 10 January 2011 13:53

thats warped just flat out warped... hmm

cgom 0

Monday 10 January 2011 13:57

hahah thats not that bad i mean ppl have weird things that turn them on during sex.. nxt time tellim you want to choke his ass lol

Airch 9

Monday 10 January 2011 14:25

Asphyxiation never goes wrong, you can do it till you're blue in the face......

KylieBunny 0

Monday 10 January 2011 14:31

What's wrong with you ladies!? Men love to do that!! And its fun!! Its not like he was trying to kill you. Most men would dump you for not liking it!

jmcr 27

Thursday 19 September 2013 6:14

And those girls are a lot better off for that if those men are that stupidly selfish

Gillypants 3

Monday 10 January 2011 14:51

omg getting choked during sex is so effing hot. Stop being a baby! If you don't like it, just say so. This isn't an FML moment. Well, maybe it is. FYL for being so dumb.

RyNo24 4

Monday 10 January 2011 15:04

ydi, for not being open minded in bed... prude.

officechairsoldi 0

Monday 10 January 2011 15:15

Choking is a little much for me, but some people like it. He should have asked first though.

bonjourchat 0

Monday 10 January 2011 15:19

my best friend loves to be choked during sex, but that's just her. lol

onehunglo 0

Monday 10 January 2011 15:32

smart man

juicebox27 0

Monday 10 January 2011 16:03

WTF! weirdo!

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