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saywhat - 09/04/2013 11:05 - United States - Yakima

Today, I refused to go down on my boyfriend of 9 months. He then shoved me off the couch and, half crying, yelled that I was the third girl this week to turn him down. After sobbing for a bit, he looked me in the eyes and said, "I need you to do this so I can prove my manhood." FML

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belljars - 18/04/2014 02:27 - United States - Riverside

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, and, in the heat of the moment, I cried out for him to go harder. He then had an exasperated expression on his face, and, in an adamantly offended tone, said, "Don't tell me what to do." Then he left the room. FML

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Anonymous - 18/11/2010 02:32 - United States

Today, I asked my boyfriend to try and man up and act a bit tougher. He started crying. FML

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Smash the patriarchy!

Anonymous - 17/03/2020 14:00 - United States - Charlottesville

Today, I was wrestling with my boyfriend, trying to prove to him that I was stronger. I did. He started crying. He then broke up with me because he couldn't be in a relationship in which his girlfriend was stronger than him. FML

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Anonymous - 11/06/2016 14:27 - United States

Today, I proposed to my boyfriend. He said yes, but is now sulking because I took away his "manhood". Jeez, sorry I didn't want to wait another 7 years for you to finally do it. FML

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Anonymous - 24/05/2025 19:00 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend asked me for sex and when I said no, he asked me to leave. When I demanded to know why, he told me I had reached his limit: if I denied him sex for longer than 6 weeks in a row then clearly I’m not interested in an adult relationship, and need to get the hell out. Asshole. FML

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Man's best friend

jess - 02/07/2025 03:00 - Japan - Tokyo

Today, my boyfriend was breaking up with me because he felt his needs were not met. I asked what I could do to change his mind. He said, "Suck my dick, right now." It got me more turned on than I thought possible. What is wrong with me? FML

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-_- - 13/08/2011 00:05 - United States

Today, I was getting intimate with my boyfriend for the first time. I went down on him, only for him to burst into tears halfway through. Apparently, I do it just like his long-lost teen sweetheart did. I swear I could feel him go completely limp in my mouth. FML

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henley - 23/07/2012 01:33

Today, I told my boyfriend that I didn't want to go out with him because I was having a fat day. After ten minutes of fighting, he threw a ring box on the floor and stormed out. I basically refused his proposal because of my body issues. FML

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Alissa - 29/06/2010 04:09 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of 7 months broke up with me, and then asked if I'd give him head one last time before he left. FML

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FML - 26/07/2024 02:00 - United States

Today, I was on my period, so I felt a little emotional, and asked my boyfriend for some attention. He said he needed ten minutes to finish his game with his friend. I laid down on the floor and started crying hysterically. He broke up with me and left. FML

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chanellgymnast 17

Tuesday 9 April 2013 18:48

Sounds like he doesn't even have a manhood to begin with.

Hizodge 4

Tuesday 9 April 2013 18:49

Third girl that week to deny him a BJ? I think there is something he isn't telling you.

nvo 6

Wednesday 10 April 2013 8:01

Run.

TheCatSniffer 18

Wednesday 10 April 2013 8:09

3rd girl this week!? His ass would have been dumped

nikolkaw 9

Wednesday 10 April 2013 8:10

And he wonders why they turned him down...

Grand_Cookie 21

Wednesday 10 April 2013 8:13

Da fuq??? HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!

duckit 0

Wednesday 10 April 2013 8:30

Just suck him already

sammiixoxo 12

Wednesday 10 April 2013 8:36

Don't tell me he is still your boyfriend .__.

zilla52 12

Wednesday 10 April 2013 8:59

he is not a man you are in a same sex. relationship

truepanda 2

Wednesday 10 April 2013 9:03

and ur smart for dating him why??

Frustrated78 11

Wednesday 10 April 2013 9:46

3rd girl THIS WEEK, and he's been your boyfriend for 9 months? Uh yeah, time to kick that loser to the curb!

spottyblanket 8

Wednesday 10 April 2013 9:50

Tell him you are a person and not a tool to prove his manhood. He is also a cheater and doesn't deserve you and a stupid crybaby. Laugh at him and leave him.