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MitchFail - 23/07/2009 06:42 - United States

Today, in the midst of foreplay, this girl tells me I'm "so hot". I respond "Ditto." She heatedly responds, "I love ditto," to which I suavely reply, "I didn't know you were into Pokémon. That may make you even sexier." She knows nothing about Pokémon, but I sure know how to kill the mood. FML

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The rhythm of the fight
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chickennbenchpress - 31/05/2011 17:05 - Canada

Today, I was on my third date with a really hot girl. A guy walked by singing the Pokémon theme song. She started making fun of the guy, mocking his immaturity. I joined in, in order to keep the conversation going. Everything was going great but then my phone rang. It's the Pokémon theme song. FML

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Pikachu!

Pokémon Loser - 16/01/2025 10:00 - Philippines - Paranaque City

Today, a fresh gust of wind blew a really attractive woman's skirt up in front of me, revealing her yellow panties with Pikachu's face on it. Pulling her skirt down and giving me an evil leer, instead of apologizing, I somehow blurted out, "Pikachu!" imitating its voice. I ultimately got slapped on the face. FML

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Anonymous - 14/03/2021 08:01

Today, I thought a cute and well-dressed guy, with a mask matching his shoes, was taking a picture of me. Flattered, I approached him. Turns out, he was playing Pokémon Go and was just trying to catch a “Geodude.” He also blurted out that he was gay. He's into dudes and Geodudes. FML

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Titanic - 07/12/2008 08:46 - France

Today, the girl I've been hitting on for months on MSN and that I'm about to meet told me "I know you are in love, and you know I'm not". Erm, no, I didn't know. FML

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Prepare for trouble

Anonymous - 27/11/2025 03:00

Today, I was walking in the street, and ahead of me was a girl with a flowing dress. It was windy and the dress lifted up, showing for a split second Pokemon underwear. Before I could stop myself, I said: "Pikachu, I see you." She turned around and slapped me. FML

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Brock - 02/02/2013 21:20 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, I went on a date with a very cute girl. It went well, until I accidentally called the blueberries in her dessert Oran Berries. I sheepishly explained that they're a berry from the Pokémon universe, at which point she excused herself, never to return. FML

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Anonymous - 14/04/2022 17:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I was playing Pokémon Go and I was trying to take a picture of my Pokémon when a woman said, "Are you filming me?" really angrily at me. "No, I'm playing Pokémon go," I said, then tried to show her my Pokémon but it disappeared from the screen, and she said, "You ARE filming me." FML

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Anonymous - 29/09/2009 04:38 - United States

Today, I tried to flirt with my girlfriend since I'm really busy and we can't always be together. I tell her online that I think she's hot and she responds "Keep talking I have to pee". FML

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Thesleepinggabriel - 21/07/2025 03:00 - Albania

Today, I was making out with this hot girl at a party. She was a bad kisser and I meant to say, "It's like you're 16 and don't know how to kiss" but it came out as, "It's like I'm kissing a 16 year-old." The room fell silent and she got off my lap with a disturbed look on her face. FML

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Pika - 09/10/2017 01:30

Today, in the midst of an interview, I was asked what my best qualities are. I panicked and quickly responded that I can make a great Pikachu impression. They wanted to hear it. FML

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Carlyyy 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 16:05

What did she mean then, "I love ditto." ...

kigaz 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 16:04

I would've thought the exact same thing. Pokemon ftw.

larsonbp 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 16:40

F her life for not knowing about pokemon. you can do better.

plexico 3

Thursday 23 July 2009 16:41

Good thing she didn't mention Rush Limbaugh -- I would have vomited on her face. FYI, don't mention "Poke a mon" in Jamaica, over their it means gay anal sex.

STVader 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 19:29

lol so thats what Ash meant when he said wanna catch them all. He was talkin bout aids...

kc2_fml 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 16:42

pokemon makes everything sexier

arms_akimbo 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 16:42

smooth move, exlax.

nebjamin69 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 16:44

Well next time you know to keep your mouth shut... then she'll actually play with your pokeballs...

xOpheliacx 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 16:47

....why would you say "ditto" anyway? YDI. But she sounds like a dumbass anyway.

mister_moops 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 16:50

she probably doesn't know what ditto means. ditto isn't even a word that fits into any sexual convo. also, makes her even sexier? oh, yeah, baby, talk pokemon to me.