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Jump scare

soonaked - 30/01/2010 00:02 - United States

Today, I was in the bathroom getting ready to take a shower. I took all of my clothes off, and stepped into the shower facing the knobs. When I turned around, I saw somebody standing in there with me. Apparently, my little brother and his friend were playing hide and seek, and I found his friend. FML

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FullMonty - 15/09/2012 23:26 - United States - Milwaukee

Today, my 2-year-old sister walked in on me while I was showering. She began to splash around in the toilet, and as I hastily jumped out to stop her, my brother and his friend got a good look as they walked past the room. FML

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ilikeirishducks - 19/06/2009 13:51 - Italy

Today, I had a bath in the bathroom we are currently renovating. There's a big hole in the middle of the floor. When I got out of the bath, I swung one leg across the gap to get a towel from the rack. I drew back my leg and looked down to see my brother's hot friend staring up at me in horror. FML

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Bad pranks are annoying

Anonymous - 17/01/2020 20:00

Today, my sister snuck into the bathroom while I was in the shower (the lock is broken) and took my clothes and towels. I came out and quickly went to my room. As I went in, my sister was sitting on my bed with two friends watching TV. I instantly covered up, but they saw everything. FML

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angryman - 28/12/2014 09:07

Today, I was playing what became an extremely intense game of hide-and-seek with my best friend's sister. I finally found the perfect place, so I slid down into the bath and began to cover myself. She popped up out of nowhere and said, "FOUND YOU!" I got so scared that I punched her in the face. FML

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thanksbro - 28/09/2009 00:10 - United States

Today, I came home from school and ran to the nearest bathroom to go #2. In my hurry, I forgot to shut the door so I asked my older brother who was walking by to close it for me. After a while he didn't respond, so I looked up to see not my brother, but his best friend watching me take a crap. FML

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whymyroomthough - 06/08/2014 22:18 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I woke up because of a weird noise. Scared, I turned on my bedside lamp. I saw my older, 17-year-old brother peeing in my bedroom doorway. He was hoping I'd step in it in the morning. FML

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Panic! In the Bathroom

MAWZ - 19/07/2011 06:33 - United States

Today, while I was showering, my brother thought it would be funny to burst through the door pretending he was a burglar. Panicked, I went to grab the soap bar as a weapon, slipped, fell, and hit my head on the faucet. FML

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GlassPwn - 19/12/2009 05:01 - United States

Today, I walked into my room in only a towel. I walked in front of my brother to get to my computer. He said, "My webcam is on." I replied smartly by screaming, hugging the towel tightly to me, turning, and running straight into the glass door, dropping the towel. His friends saw and laughed. FML

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thisisbad - 12/10/2009 14:21 - Malaysia

Today, I was in the toilet when somebody started banging on the door loudly. I panicked and immediately cleaned my self and opened the door. As I opened the door, my brother vomited all over me. FML

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Bad doggo!

coral - 08/07/2009 17:51 - United States

Today, I thought I was home alone so I went to take a shower and left my door open. My dog came in, stole my bra, and ran out of my bathroom. I jumped out and followed him, only to find out that my brother had two of his friends over. They all saw me naked, and my dog had my bra in his mouth. FML

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toastnbuttrcheng 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 9:22

Did you find his friend, or his FRIEND?

porno_fml 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 9:21

Well, at least he wasn't a serial killer?

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Saturday 30 January 2010 15:46

I hope the kid was facing the knobs, too. If you have nice knobs, I'm sure this image will appear in many of his masturbatorial fantasies in the years to cum! Does that thought make your day?

likeomgwhat 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 20:00

hell yes LOL

Waffle817 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 16:10

that must have been one lucky kid

Gobsnoglin 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 16:12

I know that he wasn't a murderous psycho, but...horror movie survival rules clearly state that you check the shower for killers BEFORE you take off your clothes!!! (i thought everybody knew that)

taycandy96 2

Saturday 30 January 2010 16:13

hahahaah this is hilarious

lakaiskateco 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 16:21

hahahahahaha!!!

ravensunnyd 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 16:23

I bet you made that kids day

corme_fml 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 16:26

I hope you were attractive... you may have just scarred a young 'un for life...

joeb95 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 16:29

lucky little bastard

DillyLyn 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 16:50

She could have non-clear show curtians, so she wasn't able to see him there.

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Saturday 30 January 2010 16:51

Makes me grateful that I have a transparent shower curtain. No hiding in the shower for anyone, because there isn't anywhere that they could be that isn't visible. OP, fyl.