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LuvShawn - 27/02/2009 18:39 - United States

Today, I walked home from a guy's dorm early in the morning, still wearing my dress and heels from the night before. I walked by a mother and her little daughter, who said "Mommy, why is she so dressed up so early in the morning?" and the mom replied "Because honey, she makes bad decisions." FML

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Anonymous - 22/07/2009 18:41 - United States

Today, I decided to dress up a little to go out to the bar. I put on a nice shirt, some leggings, and heels. When I walked out the door, my dad said that I looked like a whore. When I got to my boyfriend's house I told him what my dad had said and he replied, "I'd have to agree with him." FML

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superfiedman - 04/08/2009 08:40 - United States

Today, I came home at noon from a long night out. I was surprised to see a woman I didn't recognize standing in my living room in a brown dress and heels. As I walked up to the door and knocked to be let in, the woman whipped around and I figured out who it was. My dad. FML

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Jebus - 24/01/2009 16:07 - Canada

Today, I brought a girl home from the bar. After sleeping together, she drunkenly stumbles to the bathroom to wash up. On her way back, she accidentally walks into my parents' room, turns on the lights and asks where her clothes are before figuring it out. FML

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Nina - 21/04/2023 04:00 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I ran into my roommate coming home at 9 a.m. She was wearing nice clothes, but somehow looked a bit run down. Figuring she was just coming back from a fun night out, I poked fun at her for coming home wearing last night's getup. Turns out it was a fresh outfit. FML

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So, this is my mom…

Emily - 03/07/2010 18:57 - Australia

Today, after spending a great evening with the guy I really like, he dropped me off outside my house. When he pulled into my driveway, his lights shone onto my drunken mum taking the garbage out in nothing but her black panties. FML

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So frustrating!

Anonymous - 21/11/2013 20:37 - United Kingdom - Bristol

Today, I tried to have a fun night out. I met a guy and we went back to "his" place, which turned out to actually be his mother's house. He introduced me to her. Two hours later, I knew his life story and had to do the walk of shame without ever getting anywhere near his bedroom. FML

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driverboy - 31/12/2014 08:08 - United States

Today, I had to pick up and drive home a couple of drunk bitches. Unfortunately, one of these drunk bitches was my mother. FML

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Lolrus - 28/03/2009 16:50 - Qatar

Today, I was jogging through my neighborhood and then I notice this cute guy running beside me, we stoped and flirted for a while and my mom drove past. She then rolled down the window and said "Honey, you owe me for the dry cleaning on your period pants." FML

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irishbabycakes - 25/01/2010 10:27 - United States

Today, I went to my step-sister's for family dinner. Her husband was really drunk and openly hit on me in front of most of my family. I nonchalantly ignored his advances. Later, my step-mom said it would not have happened if I didn't dress like a skank. FML

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All my fault

streaker? - 27/11/2015 14:21 - Germany - Langenhagen

Today, I went clothes shopping. I took my little daughter into the dressing room while I tried some clothes on. She somehow managed to open the door while I was changing. A lady outside then bitched me out for "exposing" myself to her kids. FML

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Dr_Phil 0

Friday 27 February 2009 21:55

We should probably get together.

Bullet4MyChemaMo 12

Friday 26 November 2010 4:02

Your username just made your comment so much more meaningful.

laideehawk 6

Friday 18 June 2010 7:57

This is my Dave fml. Ever. ydi op! The walk of shame will get you everytime!

lilkim_fml 0

Saturday 3 July 2010 23:41

# 11 #19 and # 94 rules!!

Snooopy_fml 5

Sunday 10 October 2010 10:22

who said it was a skanky dress? there is such a thing as being sexy without being skany

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Tuesday 16 November 2010 4:44

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Wednesday 24 November 2010 5:18

I love how people judge you for spending the night at someone's place... Y'all need to get over it. It's the 21st century. People have sex before marriage. No big deal. And well, OP, you should be happy that the mother didn't say, "Because she's a *****." At least she was being somewhat polite... Oh, not really. I mean, she was loud enough to be heard after all. But still, it's more than you can expect from a looooot of people.

afml6 3

Monday 16 May 2011 2:16

man I'd **** them up like maybe it is a bad choice but who are they to voice their opinions? especially at a moment like that?

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Friday 24 June 2011 23:35

well, you did hook up with just some guy...seems like a poor decision to me. if you don't want to be judged, don't sleep with random people...that's slutty