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pantless - - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was written up for being late to work. I was late because somebody in my dorm stole my pants. All of them. FML

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why me - 24/10/2017 01:30

Today, someone broke into my house and stole all of my underwear. FML

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Rimmy Jobs - 21/08/2012 16:39 - United States

Today, after volleyball practice, I noticed my pants were missing. Now I have to go to work wearing spandex bottoms, all because one of my teammates is a thieving douche. FML

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Anonymous - 09/09/2014 20:23

Today, I fell asleep with my luggage at a bus terminal. Upon waking up, I found that someone had opened my bags and stolen all my socks. FML

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Anonymous - 30/07/2015 01:50 - United States - Schenectady

Today, I woke up on the couch and realized I had fallen asleep while doing laundry. Ran to the laundry room, and found all my clothes gone. I really wish I hadn't been doing a load of all my pants. FML

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Lulu - 17/09/2009 02:23 - United States

Today, I was washing some clothes in the laundry room at my apartment complex. I went back an hour later, passed my neighbor on the way in, and moved my clothes to the dryer. I just brought them back from the dryer, and all my underwear are missing. FML

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fretting - 08/09/2016 17:02 - United States - Fort White

Today, my co-worker, who used to be in a frat with me in college, decided to tell all my coworkers as well as my boss all the stupid things I did in college, starting with the time a girl stole my clothes and I had to walk across campus naked. FML

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g_unit - 10/12/2009 05:24 - Canada

Today, at work, I went to fold a pair of pants that was left in a changing room to find out that someone had taken a dump in them. FML

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Gitana - 22/04/2012 19:08 - Spain - Tafalla

Today, I was trying on some clothes in the store's changing room, when someone reached under the door and grabbed my purse, shoes, and pants. FML

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hatemyjob - 27/10/2009 04:04 - United States

Today, I arrived at work and was immediately given a disciplinary write-up for being two hours late for my shift. Apparently the manager had changed my schedule that morning and failed to tell me. FML

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J'accuse !

Anonymous - 10/08/2010 21:34 - United States

Today, I was shopping at a store from which I had previously bought a shirt. The clerk accused me of trying to steal my own shirt and called security. They examined it and argued with me for so long I was late to work. FML

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Aerobic_Exorcism 13

Tuesday 22 March 2016 9:43

I guess someone wanted to get in your pants ;)

Rei_Ayanami 18

Tuesday 22 March 2016 9:40

May be time to put a lock on your dresser or closet door. Good luck getting them back.

brendejafulable 41

Tuesday 22 March 2016 13:09

this is hilarious

tomvertigo 17

Tuesday 22 March 2016 13:14

So either you are the worlds heaviest sleeper or left them somewhere to be stolen like a commons washing machine or dryer. I know for a fact if someone entered my residence and tried to take all of my trousers I would quickly wake up.

Hunter1154 14

Tuesday 22 March 2016 14:18

That really sucks hope you get your stuff back :/

TheSaiyanQueen 8

Tuesday 22 March 2016 14:37

This is why you always own a backup kilt.

KreAtor_O 7

Tuesday 22 March 2016 22:53

I have a weird feeling that you work at Taco Bell

ThrottleJockey 35

Wednesday 23 March 2016 0:06

Hey, all of the signs only say, "no shirt, no shoes, no service." They make no mention of pants. Hell, the only reason I wear pants to work is so I have somewhere to put my keys.