"Your job sucks."

This is the perfect opportunity to teach her a thing or two about ********. I think you've got a keeper.

I call shenanigans. If she blew in your **** an air bubble would travel through your body and kill you. You're obviously still alive so you're full of shit.

Man that's totally what I thought a ******* was until like a year ago when my boyfriend told me otherwise! lol...Although I at least asked what to do first before looking like an idiot and blowing on it

She might be really young. I had no idea what a ******* was for part of my time in high school. We aren't born knowing these things after all. What happened to communication though for ****'s sake? TALK TO YOUR PARTNER. Actually you know what...don't. More business for me. ;)

HAHAAHA This made my day And LOL @ number 5

#13 - Are you dumb? It clearly says that she blew ON his penis.

#5 is great. 13 is a ******* idiot. even is she did blow while giving him an actual ********, no air would get in your dick and you would not die. some people are so dumb. teach that bitch how to take a **** like a champ.

#2- do you understand ANY of FML? and #7- there's innocence and then there's total delusion

now its your job to turn her into a cum guzzling *****