Joe Smooth

Anonymous - 09/12/2023 18:00 - Australia - Perth

Today, I thought I was being smooth by using a pickup line on a cute barista. I confidently said, "Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears." She replied, "Actually, I'm a barista, and everyone else is waiting for their coffee. Next!" FML
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FluffythePink 23

It didn't work? You must not have tipped your fedora at her quite right.

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Razath 17

Next time you should try, 'I think you're cute, want to go for a coffee sometime?'. Oh, and also don't hit on people while they're working and you're a customer, probably.

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FluffythePink 23

It didn't work? You must not have tipped your fedora at her quite right.

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Razath 17

Next time you should try, 'I think you're cute, want to go for a coffee sometime?'. Oh, and also don't hit on people while they're working and you're a customer, probably.

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rebelwithmouseyhair 18

He shouldn't even try the line you suggest. She's at work and has to smile at him to keep her job. He needs to back off and let her do her job. Luckily she knows how to brush him off. But it's a real pain for pretty women, having to fend jerks off like that while trying to get a good job of work done.

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Razath 17

Thus why I also said -not- to hit on people while they're working :)

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Iamthebanzai22 21

Yah, don't hit on people who are professionally obligated to be nice to you. Charm them, yes, but don't hit on them.

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BurnInDemonFire 35

So which burned more, the coffee or the rejection? Wait, I don't really care about the answer. I'm just gonna laugh at you being a stupid bastard.

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rebelwithmouseyhair 18

No you're not smooth, you're sexualising a woman who'll get into trouble if she doesn't do her job. Leave her alone.

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EricW 4

you know what? quit flirting

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MistressAfrodite 5

yeahhh don’t hit on people at work

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