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Jealous much?

Anonymous - 09/02/2010 06:12 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told my hamster he loved her. Repeatedly. In 'cute' baby voices. He has yet to say it to me. FML

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Cheese4men - 14/05/2010 23:28 - Canada

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend saying, "I shall be the prince, and you shall be the princess," to his hamster. Once he saw me, he quickly turned to the hamster and said, "I have to go. The dragon is here." FML

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Anonymous - 22/10/2011 06:10 - United States

Today, I was relaxing at home while my boyfriend played with his hamster. After a while of silence, my boyfriend came over and put his fingers next to my face. Trying to be cute, I stuck his fingers in my mouth and sucked on them. Turns out he was trying to show me how bad hamster pee smells. FML

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TrulyYours - 07/05/2009 12:39 - United States

Today, I was talking to my boyfriend on the phone. After a short pause I hear him say "I love you." Smiling I say, "I love you too." Then he says, "I was talking to my dog." FML

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erinbarto - 17/10/2019 20:00

Today, I listened to my mom having a conversation with my dog, asking him if he ate my hamster. My hamster isn't even dead. FML

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idontevenlikehamsters - 08/04/2013 00:00 - United States - Manassas

Today, I found out my creepy, obsessive neighbor got a pet hamster and named it after me. He has been telling all sorts of stories about his hamster using my name, and he just told me in detail how it died of heart attack. FML

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2ndchoice - 12/12/2009 15:47 - Belgium

Today, my boyfriend wanted to tell me how much he loves me. He said a lot of wonderful things, such as not being able to live without me and hoping that I would want to live with him and marry him someday. He ended his loving speech with his ex-girlfriend's name instead of mine. FML

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Anonymous - 19/06/2019 00:04

Today, for the third time, my boyfriend called his dog by my name. FML

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86145 - 16/08/2010 05:03 - United States

Today, my friends were all sharing sweet things their boyfriends had shared with them. After hearing "he says I look pretty without makeup" or "he promises we'll get married one day", I realized that the only compliment he's given me is that my laughter "sounds like a squirrel having a seizure." FML

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hellphone_fml - 22/11/2018 03:00

Today, my brother's new kitten decided to bring me a gift as a sign of love. It was my pet hamster. FML

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Jane - 28/04/2016 03:58 - United States - Beaver Falls

Today, my fiancé tells me he loves me about 100 times a day. At first it was cute, but now it's getting really annoying. We can't have a conversation without him throwing in about 10 "I love you"s. I'm beginning to not want to talk to him anymore. FML

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Cupcaken 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 12:06

come on, give him a break. It's kinda different when it's a freaking hamster.

maskedman 9

Tuesday 9 February 2010 12:07

he knows the hamster won't make a big deal out of it.

lettertjes 0

Thursday 11 February 2010 20:39

So now you're jealous at your hamster? Riiiiight.

JCfox07 0

Friday 12 February 2010 7:12

don't wrry about it. telling a pet u love them is easier than telling a person that u love them 4 the first time. just b patient

plzdunstpdamusic 0

Friday 12 February 2010 12:17

He might have been practicing on the hamster, pretending it was you.

lovergirl7 1

Saturday 27 March 2010 3:59

ok wow WTF u bet you say I love you to stupid little things just like everyone else, when you say " I love you" to an actual human it takes a lot if commitment and courage to do it... a hampster can't understand him anyway so get over it

laxislifefoshodo 0

Sunday 18 April 2010 5:44

that's ok I kissed my horse on the nose all the time in front of boyfriend and he got jealous

xoxJASPERxox 0

Thursday 3 June 2010 14:27

so, I'd screw a gamster any day before a girl :S

ZombieKitteh 8

Friday 9 July 2010 8:41

That's because the hamster isn't gonna get all dramatic about what he says and what he doesn't say and then get mad because he didn't read the hamster's mind so he's unsure whether or not to say it. Those words don't mean the same thing to a hamster as they do to a human.

wow_its_me_ 0

Sunday 22 August 2010 16:29

is your 'bf' a little gay? but still.. you are totaly overreacting. =P. this is no FML.

katies94 0

Saturday 19 March 2011 4:01

he's cheating on you with it.

ChickInGreenVans 12

Tuesday 5 June 2012 11:12

Stacey's hamster has got it going on!!

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