School Accident It wasn't a prank, I swear

It wasn't a prank, I swear

Anonymous - 01/10/2015 06:18 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I asked my friend to come sit next to me in class. I pulled out the chair next to me. Coincidentally, she started to sit at that same moment. Now both she and my teacher are convinced I did it on purpose, and they want to have a talk with my parents. FML

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yeetyeet - 09/03/2019 22:00 - United States - Whitehall

Today, we were taking a bio quiz and I understood the subject, so the people sitting behind me asked me to help them out. Being a kind fellow classmate, I did. When the teacher got suspicious, she asked the class, "How are all of you getting the same answers?" everyone pointed directly at me. FML

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Derpina - 21/12/2011 15:33 - United States

Today, a student came in late to class, and there were only a couple of seats available. I waved her over offering her the seat beside me with the quip, "It's OK, you can sit by me. I don't smell or anything." I realized after she sat down that she actually did. FML

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loner - 12/02/2011 00:08 - United States

Today, in an effort to make new friends in my history class, I sat in the empty seat next to a friendly-looking guy. He got up, walked away, and sat down in a different seat. FML

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LLCK - 10/12/2012 10:13 - United States - Owatonna

Today, a lady on the bus came up to me and asked if she could sit down. Thinking she meant the seat next to me, I said sure. She meant my lap. FML

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School sucks

Anonymous - 07/03/2025 15:00 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I had a substitute for science and I was standing at the stationary table when some other guy came over and made the thing wobble. The whole thing fell over and I got all the blame. Then I was sitting with my friends at lunch but another friend came back right when my crush was gonna sit next to me. FML

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JaneVI - 10/02/2011 22:48 - United Kingdom

Today, I got an e-mail from my seminar tutor asking why I wasn't in class. I was sitting next to him. FML

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Sorry…

tukkies - 03/10/2010 09:23 - South Africa

Today, my friend and I offered a hot girl a lift home from campus. I was sitting in the passenger seat and she climbed in behind me. As I adjusted my seat forward to give her more leg room, my friend pulled off - slamming my seat back into her legs. FML

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hale_551 - 11/09/2015 16:34

Today, I asked my teacher if he could tutor me for my upcoming exam. He said he'd look into it and let me know later. I later got called to the principal's office because my teacher claimed I'd propositioned him for sex. FML

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FOCUS!

Anonymous -

Today, we got a new seating arrangement in my science class. I'm now sitting between two people who have spent the last 20 minutes whispering dirty things to one another. FML

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:/ - 01/10/2013 10:18

Today, I purposely set my phone off in class to make it seem like I had friends. FML

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loueasy 23

Thursday 1 October 2015 15:01

It's ok. One time i accidentally slipped and fell into my friend while holding a knife. Police said I "stabbed" him purposefully. I only tripped like 5 times.

Lorenzo1102 21

Thursday 1 October 2015 15:00

Even if she fell what's the big deal? It's not like she got seriously hurt and even if you were joking it's not the worse thing someone could possibly do

Sista92359 24

Friday 2 October 2015 3:17

What is she going to tell them? "He sat down and his friend sat down. Can you discipline them please"

be82tw 17

Friday 2 October 2015 15:38

#44, I think you need to reread this FML. The friend missed the chair due to some unfortunate timing.

worldclassrager 39

Friday 2 October 2015 4:58

It's a little kid prank...so what's the issue? You should be more mature and not do that?

militarybrat 21

Friday 2 October 2015 5:55

Not much of a friend huh (not you). If they were truly your friend they would know you didnt do it on purpose and stick up for you in front of the teacher. Something similar happened to me and I got 3 days ISS. Didnt speak to my friend after that.