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lilviss - 11/12/2019 14:00 - Australia

Today, I found maggots in the ketchup on my sausage. Too bad I had already eaten half of it. FML

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Anonymous - 10/02/2016 18:36 - United States - Milford

Today, instead of reaching for some unhealthy food, I tried to eat some dates instead. It was all fine until I bit one in half and saw a rather large, squirming maggot inside. FML

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Anonymous - 11/07/2017 14:40 - United States - Higginsville

Today, I was feeling down and decided to eat one of my roommate's chocolate Pop-Tarts to cheer myself up. I took a big bite and thought it tasted "off". It was full of live maggots. FML

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Linds - 28/06/2021 14:01

Today, I came home to find that maggots had taken over my garbage can this weekend. We weren't home to catch it, and I didn't use the garbage this morning. On top of that, I hadn't had my caffeine for the day because I ran out and forgot. FML

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blowinchunks - 24/11/2009 06:00 - Canada

Today, I found a mealworm in my cornflakes. I had already finished most of the bowl. I didn't make it to the toilet to throw up. FML

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Rachel - 02/02/2009 22:00 - United States

Today, I bit into a cereal bar and thought the inside was oddly damp. I took a look at it and saw a maggot worm wriggling around. Its friend was in my mouth. FML

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Magaña.i.am - 16/04/2019 16:00

Today, I was halfway through eating a what I though was a delicious sandwich, when I turned it over and saw nasty green mold on the bread. FML

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Anonymous - 31/12/2013 07:52 - United States - Bend

Today, feeling too lazy to cook dinner, I bought a bagged salad from a low-end store. I dumped the contents into a bowl; the first thing that fell out was a dead mouse. Bon appetit. FML

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Anonymous - 07/02/2014 18:51 - Mayotte - Mamoudzou

Today, I found a roach in my takeaway. I found it after I felt something hard in my mouth and spat pieces of it back out onto my plate. FML

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Dipping Tired - 20/04/2016 23:17 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, while half asleep, I dipped my finger in ketchup instead of a fry, and bit down on it so hard I needed stitches. FML

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It's toasted

Carolyn - 14/09/2023 22:00

Today, I opened the preheated oven to discover the chicken casserole I made last week is now sludge. The freshly toasted maggots are scattered all over the oven. I took the casserole out, but didn't have my glasses on to see the maggots before placing the pan of biscuits inside. FML

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cheesebond 29

Wednesday 11 December 2019 14:29

Some people would pay extra for more protein. Congrats yours was free.

LostSoul 19

Wednesday 11 December 2019 20:43

This is why I always look at my food before eating. Also, never eat in the dark.

Ashamed_Sister 60

Wednesday 11 December 2019 14:22

Bon appetit, and always keep in mind what doesn't kill you makes you stronger

cheesebond 29

Wednesday 11 December 2019 14:29

Some people would pay extra for more protein. Congrats yours was free.

thehaystackerine 20

Wednesday 11 December 2019 20:20

you put ketchup on sausage?

LostSoul 19

Wednesday 11 December 2019 20:43

This is why I always look at my food before eating. Also, never eat in the dark.

Sinshine 28

Thursday 12 December 2019 0:25

I didn't even know maggots can appear in ketchup

slowhandjp 18

Thursday 12 December 2019 5:39

How did they get on your sausage?

reallyokok 5

Thursday 12 December 2019 11:32

That’s what you get for putting ketchup on your sausage.

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