It's fine, I'll wait outside

I tried - 12/04/2023 08:00 - United States

Today, because the policy "no shirt, no shoes, no service" doesn't mention pants, my friends got the hilarious idea to walk into a store with no pants on. I tried to be reasonable and say they would get arrested, but they called me a "chicken" and did it anyway. Take a wild guess what happened. FML
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Thaylok 17

You came to the realization that you needed more mature and more intelligent friends?

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poopface82 23

Sounds like you had the good sense to refrain from this. Just remember, not being “chicken” doesn’t mean you have to do every stupid thing you’re dared to do. Courage is doing what you have to despite being afraid. Recklessness is doing any old stupid bullshit because you would be considered “chicken” not to.

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poopface82 23

Sounds like you had the good sense to refrain from this. Just remember, not being “chicken” doesn’t mean you have to do every stupid thing you’re dared to do. Courage is doing what you have to despite being afraid. Recklessness is doing any old stupid bullshit because you would be considered “chicken” not to.

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Thaylok 17

You came to the realization that you needed more mature and more intelligent friends?

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RichardPencil 30

1. You got free pie. 2. They offered you a job as a greeter. 3. They hired you to do this at competitors' restaurants. Do I win?

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