Drunk Love It's better than nothing, I suppose

It's better than nothing, I suppose

thatonekid - 06/05/2009 22:04 - United States

Today, my dad texted me, "I love u." I replied, "I love you too dad... are you drunk?" He answers back, "Of course I am..." My dad only tells me he loves me when he's drunk. FML

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sober - 12/02/2009 02:09 - United States

Today, I got a text message. It said, "I'm so drunk. What you up to, girl?" It was my dad. FML

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rachaaaaeul - 06/08/2010 07:07 - United States

Today, I was texting my boyfriend about yesterday, where he told me how much he loved me, and he wishes we lived closer. I asked him if he really meant it. Turns out he was drunk, and had no idea what he was talking about. FML

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Anonymous - 23/04/2009 13:35 - United States

Today, I sent my boyfriend of three and a half years a text message spilling my heart out, saying I'll love him forever, and how much I appreciate him in my life, that I want to be the mother of his children, etc. His text back to me? "Are you drunk?!?" FML

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paige - 01/04/2011 03:18 - United States

Today, my dad came home drunk and called me hot. FML

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Anonymous - 15/05/2015 23:55 - United States

Today, I came home to find my dad drinking. Trying to be cheerful, I greeted him with a "Hi, dad!" He sighed, shook his head, and said "It hurts me when you call me that." FML

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not gay in AL - 11/05/2014 17:57 - United States

Today, my dad seemed moody, so to lift his spirits, I told him I loved him. He just snorted, "You gay or something, boy?" Really mature, dad, really mature. FML

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Drunk MC

Anonymous - 11/03/2013 14:03 - Sweden - Sundbyberg

Today, my dad has been hitting the bottle, and will only respond to anything I say in a slurred rap. FML

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Illinoisgirl - 14/02/2012 14:29 - Hungary

Today, my dad got so drunk that he proposed to me. FML

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Anonymous - 09/03/2015 12:15 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I told my Dad I was an alcoholic and had decided to seek help. His reply, "Don't stop drinking, you are the life of the party, funny and beautiful when you drink." FML

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You OK?

hellbound - 12/07/2013 16:35 - United States - San Antonio

Today, I received a text from my dad, which was borderline-incomprehensible due to an insane amount of text language. I replied, jokingly asked if he had a stroke while writing it. A few seconds after hitting send, I remembered the stroke he suffered last month. FML

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Shrtpixy 0

Thursday 7 May 2009 2:32

People usually tells the truth when intoxicated.......USUALLY! so don't take it hard.

dammn 0

Thursday 7 May 2009 2:31

awwwww :(

slutmonkey11 0

Monday 22 June 2009 22:11

alcohol has a way of bringing out the truth so just be glad that you dad loves you

love_BI_polar 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 6:18

oops double post

Bboy_DiSpirit 21

Sunday 28 June 2009 22:20

lol same here

LordNate 0

Thursday 13 August 2009 5:04

People like you are so idiotic... It's hard foe a guy to express himself unless he has a little "encouragement."

Deenz 0

Wednesday 23 September 2009 8:13

Maybe your daddy really loves you but he's too shy to say it out. Drunk people always tell the truths.

selfemployed 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 6:05

my dad never told mr he loved mr ever. I'd gladly take a drunk one fml

danielley96 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 23:57

awwwhhh :( that's soooo sad!

im_asian 0

Thursday 11 February 2010 6:49

LAST! :D

Tapdivaaa 0

Friday 16 April 2010 5:22

well that's just sad

bucsfan 0

Tuesday 4 May 2010 11:54

at least he loves you

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Today, I took a nap because I've been sick for the past week and I was exhausted. When I woke up, my hair, shirt, pillow, and bedsheets were soaked. I threw up all over myself in my sleep. FML

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Today, I realised how socially inept I am, when I muttered an apology to my laptop after I noticed I hadn't plugged its charger in. FML

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Today, I was just about to sit down to watch my favorite TV show when my dog jumped over the back of my couch, landed on my head and tried to jump through the window. I now have concussion and a window to replace, all because of a bird. FML

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Today, I had a panic attack at 2 a.m. because someone decided to throw a snowball at my window. FML

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Today, my boyfriend and I were finally able to settle on having a day out together after putting it off for months because of work/other random reasons. This morning I woke up with the worst case of diarrhea I’ve ever had in my life. I won’t be leaving the bathroom anytime soon. FML

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Today, another typical interaction with my ex-wife, which is always fun. Her: "Thank you for the e-transfer. When do you get back today?" Me: "Drop the kids off after 4." Ex-wife: "Sure. You could treat me with decency instead of acting like a controlling dictator." Eight more years of nonsense. I sure can pick 'em. FML

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