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It Begins

FML Videos - 28/08/2018 19:30

Just a friendly reminder... School is back!

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Chinese New Year: Dragons and Laughter
Celebrate with stories where tradition and humor meet for a colorful Chinese New Year. …

Charlie Given 26

Tuesday 28 August 2018 23:28

LMFAO I used fire crackers on my little brother once when he wouldn't get up for school 😂

devi_916 39

Wednesday 29 August 2018 15:27

I would hurt someone that woke me up like this. lol. I am by no means a morning person.

Charlie Given 26

Tuesday 28 August 2018 23:28

LMFAO I used fire crackers on my little brother once when he wouldn't get up for school 😂

adelaine782002 17

Wednesday 29 August 2018 4:53

My parents would bang pots and pans together to get us up. 😖

devi_916 39

Wednesday 29 August 2018 15:27

I would hurt someone that woke me up like this. lol. I am by no means a morning person.

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Today, a door-to-door salesman came to my apartment. I was too lazy to change from my teddy bear print pajamas, fuzzy socks and pink slippers when opening the door to him. He took one look at me and asked, "Hello darling, are your mommy and daddy home?" I'm 22 and live here on my own. FML

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Today, I tried to get something out of a vending machine. It got stuck. I tried getting something else to knock it down. That got stuck too. I tried a third time… take a wild guess. One massive tirade later, someone came and tried to help me out. Stuck. Four times in a row. How is that even possible? FML

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Today, after having multiple dreams where I have a daughter with my boyfriend, I'm now emotionally attached to a child who isn't real, and I get depressed when I can't be with her in real life. FML

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Today, I got to find out for myself if dying in a dream causes you to die in real life. FML

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Today, my coworker tried to justify the overturn of Roe vs Wade by saying she had 3 kids and was able to do it. Yes, she was also married to their father for a few years, and when they divorced, the kids lived with him while she couchsurfed. FML

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Today, I bought a tail for my girlfriend to dress as a cat at a hen party. She put the box in her suitcase, then left to catch her plane. I checked my purchase history and realised it's a cat tail butt plug. Now she keeps ringing me, but I'm too chicken to answer the phone. FML

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