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SterlingEnigma - 25/09/2009 08:43 - United States

Today, I decided to start making healthier decisions. Instead of the usual cheeseburger I have for lunch I ate an apple instead. I took one bite and broke one of my teeth. Apparently, apples keep the doctor away, but not dentists. FML

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TEETH - 12/11/2025 09:00

Today, in an attempt to eat healthier snacks, I took an apple to work. I ate it after lunch. Now my teeth are full of bits of apple and I can't focus on my work because it's distracting. Three hours until I can get home and floss. FML

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ouch - 05/10/2015 19:20 - United States - Stockton

Today, I cracked my tooth. I was so tired I put my pretzel stick in my tea and took a bite out of my spoon. FML

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bucktooth - 26/04/2012 23:04 - United Kingdom

Today, while enjoying breakfast, my teeth took a chunk out of my cheek. This happens regularly, even when I'm talking. Both my doctor and dentist have no idea why, and I'm in utter agony. FML

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dumbbb - 27/12/2011 08:30 - United States

Today, I tried to open the door with my mouth because my hands were full. I chipped a tooth. FML

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Worst teeth in the game

Anonymous - 02/04/2025 12:00 - Australia

Today, I bit into a burrito and felt something hard crunch. I spit it out and found a small tooth. It was mine. I'd managed to break my tooth on a burrito. I had to go to the dentist, and the hygienist giggled a bit too much about the reason why it was getting fixed. I now have a strong suspicion of burritos which will probably never go away. FML

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Hangry dude

Anonymous - 07/08/2021 20:01

Today, I accidentally bit so hard on my fork that I cracked my tooth. FML

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Snap!

fax4voice3 - 28/08/2023 18:02 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, I was flossing my teeth, which I do only to not get yelled at (chewed out?) by my dentist. Dentist I’ll now be seeing later today because the floss broke off a corner of one of my molars. FML

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Anonymous - - United States

Today, I decided that I need to lose weight when I discovered I could no longer chew on my own toenails. FML

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howaboutthemcarrots - 14/04/2015 15:08 - Finland - Laajalahti

Today, I decided to be healthy and make a fresh juice out of carrots and apples. Apparently, something had gone bad and now my asshole feels like a bomb just went off inside it. Good start to a healthy lifestyle. FML

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Food ****

Anonymous - 11/06/2021 22:01

Today, I decided to start eating healthier, so I had fruit and yoghurt for breakfast and a chicken salad for lunch. My stomach violently rejected both meals in a fountain of vomit. I later ate a giant McDonald’s meal with no issue, and felt loads better. FML

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Blobenshnogen 0

Friday 25 September 2009 16:06

Who breaks their teeth on an apple...?

plutosaplanet 0

Friday 25 September 2009 16:12

an apple is a fruit....

Jakojan 4

Saturday 27 February 2010 2:01

oh so YOURE the jerk that took my rock that i painted red because it looked like an apple? how could you? YDI

wolfman860 0

Sunday 2 May 2010 3:38

dentists are doctors you dumb ****

globulerouge_fml 0

Friday 21 May 2010 19:26

just an apple is not a lunch either.

angryangry 0

Sunday 2 January 2011 19:59

Your apple is made of stone?lol...your life sucks!

Rj93 8

Thursday 17 February 2011 5:22

this will teach you that you should've tried eating healthier earlier, before your teeth were weakened by all the crap you ate -_-' YDI!

Madstar744 0

Sunday 24 April 2011 16:51

people who eat fatty foods are obviously all fat slobs... I ate three burritos, a packet of doritos, a bacon and egg roll and two slices of chocolate caramel pie and I'm 110 lbs ... I eat like this everyday, come at me bro.