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Iron Man

Anonymous - 14/12/2009 23:46 - United States

Today, my little brother punched me in the stomach. When I didn't flinch and he asked me why, I thought it would be funny to tell him I was Iron Man and that nothing could hurt me. Two seconds later, he took a step back and kicked me in the nuts as hard as he could. FML

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Anonymous - 01/06/2021 06:01

Today, I thought it would be fun and nice to pick my little brother up, but no, he accidentally kicked me in the balls. Twice. FML

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NaomiMadison - 30/07/2011 05:15 - United States

Today, my little brother came into my room and hit me over the head with his baseball bat. He then dropped the bat onto my floor and ran crying into my mother's room proclaiming I stole his bat and beat him with it for fun. FML

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Anonymous - 23/02/2013 06:28 - United States - Calhan

Today, my brother accidentally hit me in the throat. After I stopped coughing, choking, and feeling like I was going to die, he came back into my room, quietly said "I know your weakness," and left. FML

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rhcp007 - 13/06/2017 17:00 - United Kingdom - Potters Bar

Today, I went to drop my little brother off at the nursery. As I walked in, a boy punched me in the dick and ran away. FML

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smashed - 24/09/2012 14:33 - United States

Today, I bought my nephew some giant green Incredible Hulk fists for his birthday. He thanked me by Hulk-smashing me in the nuts. FML

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Wham!

Omar Khalaf - 28/09/2017 01:30

Today, when I called my 2-year-old son over for a hug, he giggled and squealed as he ran over to me. He then stopped in front of me, punched me in the bollocks, and walked away quite happily whilst I was doubled over in pain. FML

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Anonymous - 27/08/2014 21:56 - United States - Hermiston

Today, my brother thought jumping out and punching me in the stomach would cure my hiccups. Yeah. Didn't work. FML

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DJ - 07/04/2013 18:52 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, I started training for a charity boxing match. When I got home and walked through the door, my dad punched me in the stomach to test my reaction time. As I lay on the floor trying to catch my breath, he said my reaction time was "terrible". FML

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smells like ass - 29/12/2016 03:05

Today, my brother tried to ninja-kick his dirty underwear up into his hand. He failed and it landed on my face. FML

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Patsy

Anonymous - 28/04/2022 12:00

Today, my brother ran in, handed me a spatula, and told me to stand still. Barely a second later, our sister came tearing in the house with a fresh, raised welt on her ass cheek in the shape of said spatula, saw me holding said spatula, and kicked my ass up and down the house until I escaped. FML

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muichini 0

Tuesday 15 December 2009 9:22

I take it your a dude, at first I though you were a girl. always wear a cup.

xCrackerx 3

Tuesday 15 December 2009 9:41

Just fart on his face while he's sleeping. Pink eye is a bitch.

aero_fml 0

Tuesday 15 December 2009 16:40

Yes! A reference to the testicles that hasn't been changed to happy sacks or snow globes!!!

darth1 18

Tuesday 15 December 2009 17:22

That's hilarious

jonny2x4 0

Tuesday 15 December 2009 18:38

I take it your little brother decided to roshamboo for it.

your_face 15

Tuesday 15 December 2009 19:54

You made a joke, you got called on it, now roll with it and tell him he found your Achilles balls.

MzRodriquez95 0

Tuesday 15 December 2009 22:52

How can people even vote YDI on this one. Your brother is a dick kick him in the nuts

DeathShad0 1

Tuesday 15 December 2009 22:58

YDI? Really? He was joking. FYL.

NewJoisey 0

Tuesday 15 December 2009 22:39

did you flinch....

Bassplyer 0

Tuesday 15 December 2009 22:55

that made my day

shirvon100 0

Wednesday 16 December 2009 0:04

IronMans ones true weakness.

lifesfailure 4

Wednesday 16 December 2009 1:51

little siblings are bitches...

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