Animals Invasion

Invasion

Karmas3itch - 12/05/2009 04:19 - United States

Today, I was taking a bath and needed shampoo. I leaned on the soap holder to get some and it came off the wall. Huge ants started pouring out running up the walls, down the walls, EVERYWHERE. I ran out of the bathroom screaming, completely naked. FML

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anon - 27/12/2013 07:28 - Canada - Saint John

Today, I went to take a shower. When I turned it on, no water came out. Only ants. FML

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mrmr - 07/02/2010 18:32 - United States

Today, I was taking a shower and the glass sliding door was jammed. I tugged it, and it shattered all over me. I was naked. FML

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Concussed - - Australia

Today, as I showered, I sneezed, hit my face on the wall, got shampoo in my eyes, slipped on a bar of soap, bashed my head on the wall as I fell, grabbed at the walls to stop me from falling and happened to turn off the cold water, scorching me. FML

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Bath time [GONE WRONG][CREEPYPASTA]

noname - 27/12/2008 04:07 - France

Today, I was quietly having a bath when I felt something fall onto my shoulder blade. I glanced over my shoulder and saw what I thought were huge black spider legs. I screamed, completely hysterical, and I threw myself violently against a wall. It was my hair. FML

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Anonymous - 14/03/2010 20:30 - United States

Today, while taking a shower, a spider fell from the ceiling onto my foot. I took down my shower head to wash it down the drain, and in the process, got soap in my eye and rammed my head into the wall. FML

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callmeclarence - 23/06/2014 05:41 - United States - Valencia

Today, I took my clothes off for a shower at an RV campsite. I started running the water when I noticed there was a pack of hornets in the bathroom. I stood there, stark naked, waiting for a chance to get out, for four hours. FML

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Panic! In the Bathroom

MAWZ - 19/07/2011 06:33 - United States

Today, while I was showering, my brother thought it would be funny to burst through the door pretending he was a burglar. Panicked, I went to grab the soap bar as a weapon, slipped, fell, and hit my head on the faucet. FML

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Someone check in on this guy

Klinger - 08/05/2025 20:00 - United States

Today, I was in a public restroom and slipped on some soap on the floor while I was washing my hands. As I fell, I grabbed the nearest thing to break my fall, which happened to be the hand dryer. It fell off the wall and hit me in the face. FML

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teflon_hammer - 25/05/2016 23:19 - United States - Colorado Springs

Today, I was taking a shower, facing away from the faucet, when I dropped the soap. When I bent over to pick up the soap, my sister flushed a toilet in the next room, causing hot water to scorch my anus. I got made my shower's bitch, FML

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lateralligator - 12/12/2014 16:35 - Canada - Whitchurch-stouffville

Today, I took out my old hairdryer and turned it on. I then gave my roommate a show as I ran out of the bathroom, naked and screaming, after a spider was blasted out of the hairdryer and directly at my face. FML

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Lizzy86 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 12:17

time to lay off the hallucinants dude.

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Tuesday 12 May 2009 12:08

What the hell??? That does suck!

hk_fml 9

Tuesday 12 May 2009 12:39

WTF. D: oh my god. that's scary as hell.

walk_in_memphis 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 12:40

ahhh gross, i woulda freaked out too

unereve 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 12:47

EAHASD. That image is going to give me nightmares.

xobriexo 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 12:49

eeeeeeeeeeewwww D: shit that's gross. dude. really. please do something about that.

Internets_ 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 12:50

YDI for living somewhere with shitty construction.

screwed_up 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 12:54

# 15 SHUT UP!! there are some things that nobody should ever deserve! having millions of ants pour into your shower while you are in it is definitely one. there is no way she could have known. and OP, my sympathies... really. i HATE ants, they are my second to least favorite bug (first is spiders). people say its weird to not like ants... cause they are so harmless. but there are so many of them in one place!! anyways, i would never be able to go into that bathroom again, i guarantee it.