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Anonymous - 31/03/2009 05:40 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. After what seemed like an eternity of waiting, he finally entered me, then paused and asked me, "What do I do now?" FML
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sLap_fml 0

i definitely don't think that's a fml, i think that's rather cute. he wasn't scared to say that he had no idea what to do, which means he obviously wanted to please you since he was asking you what to do.

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LyuboLove 0

lol that would so be me on my first time although that's why we have the internet.... it helps a lot haha

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Puolukka 4

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musicfanboy33 0

at least you know he is a virgin............

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jm88 0

I am definitely going to have to say that next time I have sex with a new gf..

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Oh_shiTTgirl_727 0

oh_shitt epic fail. but i agree with a bunch of you..it is really cute how innocent he is and how he's not too embarrassed to tell you ..but still..a fail =]

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TouchDown_fml 0

I agree with #13, has he never watched **** before?

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Hoopachi 19

Not all guys are required to watch it. I for one think it's boring and repetitive.

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Kimienxtc 0

" Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger "

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phreshboi 1

haha yes daft punk/kanye west reference FTW

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BoWZeR 1

****** idiots it's fake

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