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indierocklove - - United States
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Ready, steady…
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Gym bro
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stressedartist - 09/09/2016 12:43 - United States
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THE_CAPTAIN654
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Zombieland!! "Rule #2: Cardio- the fat ones go first."
cash_monkey72
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Cardio was rule #1 idiot
cash_monkey72
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Sorry, didn't mean to be such a douche. I was tired and pissed off at the world. Just don't be that poor fat bastard.
Lmao. I love Zombieland:D
leezach
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Rule number one: cardio.
anevil_carrot
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Zombieland was f**in Amazing! RUN Forest Run!
nick821
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Gotta love zombieland
What seriously? You do know that zombies can't exist for loads of reasons. But of course that is silly talk so let's just assume they can. Be the hell as slow as you want to be you just need to get in with the good crowd, the fast ones, the killers. As long as you know about other important stuff like medicine, or growing vegetables etc. you will be protected as people need you and you will not be killed! But being in shape so you can smash zombie heads in might help too.
bswole
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at least your motivated
First rule: Cardio
well, it is rule #1. how could you be so naïve? :o
So your motivation is so you don't die? Sounds perfect!
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That's what got me going. Gotta survive the zombie apocalypse.