Inked

damnit - - Australia

Today, I got my first tattoo. It's a large broadsword which runs the length of my spine. I went home to show it off, only to learn that the hilt on my neck looks just like a penis when the rest of it is covered with my shirt. FML
16 951
64 731
Chinese New Year: Dragons and Laughter
Celebrate with stories where tradition and humor meet for a colorful Chinese New Year. …

MaddogTotten 0

Haha, penis. You really should make sure that nothing you permanently attach to your body looks in any way like a penis, in any context. Sorry but YDI.

58 2

fallen_dragonkin 12

that's not a huge problem, a good tattoo artist will change the design so it looks better, you just have to wait until it heals before you have farther work done on it.

0 0
crazy_cat_lady24 0

Yeah, it must be his lucky day. Instead of a dumb sword tattoo he got an awesome penis tattoo!

20 1
plexico 3

There's a simple solution: just get a condom tattooed over the penis/hilt. Also, if you are not gay already, you may want to consider joining up. I think your artwork my be a hit with a subset of them.

1 0
AKING 3

could have been a pussy...dumb aussie

0 1
the_deuce 0

lmfao!! just get it fixed or whatever lls that is so funny and sad. haha

0 0
theintrollama 0

YDI for getting such a dorky tattoo!

1 1
lillyass 0

I call bullshit. He saw a pic of someone that had it done and then fml'd it.

1 0
AlexMercer_fml 3

I agree. All the people I know with tattoos have one thing in common - they all started with something reasonably small. I find it quite unlikely someone would get something that extensive for their first time.

0 2