Intimacy Inappropriate - FML

Inappropriate

Anonymous - 24/04/2015 19:39 - Ireland - Mountmellick

Today, I overheard my uncle talking about me to his friends. Nothing serious, just that he'd fuck me senseless if we weren't related. FML

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PrettyScared - 29/07/2013 15:07 - United States - Matthews

Today, my step-brother said to me, "If we weren't related I would fuck you so hard." Mom says I should "be grateful for such a nice compliment." FML

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charlieg9 - 30/08/2013 12:33 - United States - East Meadow

Today, I found out that I'm the creepy uncle of the family. FML

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Anonymous - 08/11/2015 06:15 - Canada - Gatineau

Today, I overheard my in-laws talking about me. It started off with light insults and ended with, "People like her are the reason murder ain't always wrong". FML

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Oh yeah, wait what…?

Phyllis79 - 28/07/2024 00:00 - United States - Phoenix

Today, I was having lunch with a friend when I went on a rant about how much I really dislike my boss, ranting about all his annoying habits. After a long tirade, my friend looked at me awkwardly and said, "You do realize he's my uncle, right?" FML

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Oops - 04/07/2014 17:35 - United States

Today, I was at the gym, when I saw my uncle at the front desk. I quietly went up behind him and slapped him hard on the back while yelling "What's up, loser?!" He turned around. It wasn't my uncle. FML

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With military bearing

Pin Chi - 20/02/2022 14:00

Today, my sister’s son, who adores me, started calling me, “my funny uncle.” I was later informed this is also a euphemism for an uncle who molested you. I didn't know, and now he won’t stop saying it. FML

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Great conversation starter

balkangirl94 - 23/12/2011 07:42 - United States

Today, a guy tried to seduce me by talking about incest. FML

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The long game

Not this again.... - 26/09/2023 10:00 - United States - Staten Island

Today, I visited my Grandma's house, and my uncle happened to be there. As expected, and all the time, he greeted with his signature shit-eating, "I see what you did there" face. He's been doing that to me ever since he saw me masturbating when I was a little kid. I'm 47, married, and have 2 kids now. FML

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Anonymous - 29/07/2013 19:07 - United States

Today, I was walking home from the store when I saw my uncle. I went over and gave him a surprise hug. He grabbed my ass. He wasn't really my uncle. FML

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Or does he?

Anonymous - 09/02/2021 00:30

Today, I read a message from someone on Instagram asking if I wanted to "hook up with a nice guy sometime." It was my uncle – he doesn't recognize his own family before messaging them. FML

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shippingboat 8

Saturday 25 April 2015 8:58

That's equal parts disgusting and terrifying.

Axelerate 23

Saturday 25 April 2015 9:00

You definitely want to follow the buddy system when you're around him

Emmageen 14

Saturday 25 April 2015 13:20

Definitely something I would my parents right away, no matter how old you are I think you should !

ontheFLY4 25

Saturday 25 April 2015 13:33

If he is your mother's brother, and you take after her, just imagine what she had to deal with living in the same house as him!

jamesrod885 6

Saturday 25 April 2015 13:52

tell his brother that one

jadenjacksonm 14

Saturday 25 April 2015 13:53

that's actually disgusting and disrespectful. sorry he's a creep and an asshole OP :(

ally8 21

Saturday 25 April 2015 13:57

Well look at the bright side; you're related, so he won't. Hopefully.

Koth 14

Saturday 25 April 2015 14:14

Are, are you a man?

VeganDarkLight 31

Saturday 25 April 2015 14:19

No, OP is a woman.

Aimeejasmine 15

Sunday 26 April 2015 2:08

That's the only thing you're picking up on from that FML?

trey600rr 22

Saturday 25 April 2015 14:15

don't think for a second being related will stop him from hitting on you

fantasyworld 37

Saturday 25 April 2015 14:20

That's ****** up.

Hauclir 14

Saturday 25 April 2015 14:25

How flattering.

yosico22 16

Saturday 25 April 2015 14:25

At least it means you're attractive.

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