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Impressive

Anonymous - - Canada

Today, at the gym, I saw this really pretty girl. Trying to impress her, I started lifting with heavy weights. One of the weights slipped out of my hand. I then dropped the other one, trying to make it seem like it was on purpose. I dropped the weight on my phone. I squealed. She giggled. FML

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Cool moves, dude

Anonymous - - Sweden - Goteborg

Today, I was listening to some Michael Jackson through my earphones when I saw this really cute girl. Trying to impress, I approached her while doing some dance moves, not thinking about how unbelievably stupid it must have looked without the music. FML

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Ready, steady…

dan - - Reserved

Today, we had a sprint race in gym class that I wasn't looking forward to because I'm a little chubby. The race started and I shot off as fast as I could, somehow in the lead. Everyone was cheering. When I was nearing the finish line I turned around, only to see the race hadn't started yet. FML

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No good deed…

williebees - - United States - Huntsville

Today, as I was about to walk across the street, a girl in front of me who clearly wasn't paying attention to the traffic, almost got run over. I grabbed her arm and jumped back. She was fine. I fell and fractured my arm and wrist. FML

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Why would you do this?

harrassment101 - - United States

Today, a female co-worker was struggling with a stack of boxes in her hands. Her pantyhose was falling down and she asked me to help her, so I pulled up her pantyhose. When I looked up, she had a horrified look on her face. She was asking me to help her hold the boxes. FML

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Gym bro

kaplwv116 - - United States

Today, my extremely in-shape boyfriend told me he hasn't had a chance to work out lately. I jokingly poked him in the belly saying he's getting chunky and winked. He burst into tears. FML

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The struggle

lizi - - United Kingdom - Saint Andrews

Today, I accidentally punched myself in the face while trying to take my bra off. FML

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Caught off guard

dooommage - - France

Today, I was teasing my cat with a piece of string when suddenly my phone rang. I answered it with one hand and put the string down with the other onto my lap. The beast seized the opportunity to spring, claws out, onto my privates. FML

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Sirens

yumx24 - - United States

Today, at the local swimming pool, my friend and I noticed two cute guys had just arrived. When they jumped in, we immediately took off our tank tops and got in the opposite end. They looked over at us, then looked at each other, got out of the pool and left. FML

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Creeped out

emoney - - United States

Today, I was walking out of my front door in the town where I intern. I live alone and know no one. As I'm locking the door, I see a golf ball wedged between my mat and step. I notice that there's writing on it so I pick it up to read, "You look hot when you sleep." FML

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The left hand, the right hand

Anonymous - - Netherlands

Today, I was out walking my dog. I was throwing a stick in the lake so he could go get it (he loves swimming). A friend called me. After I was done calling, another friend came by, and we talked for a while. When my dog barked, I accidentally threw my iPhone into the water instead of his stick. FML

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BoredOne 0

Monday 23 March 2009 16:13

She must have giggled because she was so impressed by your ability to squeal.

Fuck34 0

Monday 23 March 2009 16:13

Bad things happen when you show off. I'm surprised that's all that happened...it could have been worse.

polly87 0

Monday 23 March 2009 17:16

I giggled at your squeal too.

bluewatchmendong 0

Monday 23 March 2009 17:23

Why would you squeal?

deliciouskaek 1

Monday 23 March 2009 17:30

lol - sucks, huh? but i would have thought it was adorable. you should have smiled at her afterward.

save_me_08 0

Monday 23 March 2009 17:31

How old are you that you squealed?

nolubba1037 0

Monday 23 March 2009 17:42

now you make the move dumbshit and get that cuddy

cold_steel_13 0

Monday 23 March 2009 17:47

why was your phone on the ground in the first place.. their this wonderful invention called a locker or a pocket... also even if you dropped the other weight i wouldn't purposely drop another one its quite likely it would land on your foot

tigg4licious 0

Monday 23 March 2009 18:16

i find this so hilarious because of the squealing comment... hahahaha

kayronjm 0

Monday 23 March 2009 18:19

LOL, awesome. I can't believe you tried to show off with lifting weights. She'd be more impressed if you were cool enough not to care what others think and are just proud of who you are and that you take care of youself (rather than doing it for your ego). If she isn't however, she's automatically not worth your time. See? All this is too easy for words - why people make it more complicated than it is, is beyond me.

latuka 0

Monday 23 March 2009 18:29

I would've cracked my ass open laughing. god when guys try to impress, it normally makes them look like complete idiots. it amazes me that they never learn. and I completely agree with #29

dumbkid 0

Monday 23 March 2009 18:34

Who keeps their phone near them like that at the gym? I'm attached to my phone almost 24/7, even if I'm outside running, but when I'm at the gym, I part with it for an hour or so. And seriously, on the floor? Idiot... I hope you had insurance.