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I Want the One I Can't Have

Anonymous - 18/12/2020 13:59

Today, I found out that the very attractive guy who lives in the house behind mine is working from home. I know this because he waved after catching my performance of singing along to a Smiths song into my hairbrush in front of the mirror, dancing around like a five-year-old. FML

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kazmatazz - 17/05/2012 10:33 - Oman

Today, I found out that the extremely attractive man that works in my building can hear everything I say about him through the paper-thin walls. FML

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Heaven knows I'm miserable now

Morrissey2.0 - 17/06/2024 14:00 - United States - Seattle

Today, I was singing my heart out in the shower, convinced I was alone. Turns out my roommate had friends over, and they could hear everything through the bathroom vent. Now, they keep requesting encore performances of my renditions of songs by The Smiths. FML

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Home alone

Jdogg - 15/11/2025 00:00

Today, I was home alone, blasting music, dancing in my underwear, singing into a wooden spoon. I turned around mid-performance to see my landlord standing in the kitchen. I’d forgotten about the maintenance appointment I'd scheduled. FML

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Pontiacman92 - 29/08/2013 07:07 - United States - Pueblo

Today, I found out that the very good-looking woman who sings for one of my favorite bands is actually a guy. FML

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YouWish - 25/08/2016 03:57 - United States - Mount Pleasant

Today, on my way to work, I was checking my hair in the semi-reflective window of an office building. I suddenly realized that the guy I had a one-night stand with last week was standing on the other side, looking confused. He now genuinely believes that I am stalking him. FML

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Sort yourselves out

Anonymous - 01/07/2024 08:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out that I bought a house next door to crazy people. She asked me if I would mind not showering when her husband is at home, because he can hear me and knowing I’m naked on the other side of the wall turns him on, which is a nuisance for her. He’s unemployed. He’s always at home, the creep. FML

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Roger Quimble - 24/05/2019 00:04

Today, after taking a refreshing shower, I found out that due to a newly-built platform, people in the apartment underneath can see right into my bedroom. While I was standing there completely naked, some guy smiled at me. FML

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Oh mother, I can feel, the soiiiiil falling over my heaaaaaaad

Anonymous - 24/10/2009 10:27 - United States

Today, I was informed by my next door neighbor that they heard me singing in the shower last night. I laughed and she told me that the family gathers in their upstairs room closest to my bathroom window to guess which song I'm singing. Every night. FML

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Anonymous - 02/11/2014 16:44 - United States - Rome

Today, I was singing in my dorm. When I left a little later, a cute guy came up to me and asked if I was the girl who'd been singing. I proudly said yes. He replied, "Good thing you finally shut the fuck up!" and walked away. FML

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Bird's eye view

Anonymous - 13/05/2020 17:00

Today, I found out that my shower area is in direct view from my neighbours' balcony. I realised this when I caught my neighbour and his wife watching me while I was getting dressed. I've been living here for 7 years. FML

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RichardPencil 30

Friday 18 December 2020 16:19

You are human and you need to be loved. Just like anybody else does.

dasin 18

Friday 18 December 2020 15:42

just revel in the fact you spiced their day up with either a nice show ;) or a funny moment

dasin 18

Friday 18 December 2020 15:42

just revel in the fact you spiced their day up with either a nice show ;) or a funny moment

RichardPencil 30

Friday 18 December 2020 16:19

You are human and you need to be loved. Just like anybody else does.

Chazzster 29

Friday 18 December 2020 16:44

At least you have been noticed. That’s better than being ignored.

jkjorn 16

Friday 18 December 2020 16:58

I say do an encore performance- could turn into a real-life 'meet cute' rom-com!

Charlie Given 26

Friday 18 December 2020 18:36

That means he likes what he saw go get-em, hint hint

tounces7 27

Saturday 19 December 2020 20:57

Showing such a display of happiness and joy during the times of Covid says a lot about your character and may very well attract him to you. Nobody, and I mean nobody, wants to be with a sour puss.