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FML Videos - 07/10/2018 18:00 - United States - New York

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Chinese New Year: Dragons and Laughter
Celebrate with stories where tradition and humor meet for a colorful Chinese New Year. …

RoadRunnerZ 13

Monday 8 October 2018 2:40

What your buds do when you get roasted at school

wmayrhofer 18

Monday 8 October 2018 6:39

no smoking near the river for a while..

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Monday 8 October 2018 0:20

The dudes from MythBusters never learned that they shouldn't play with fire, and now look at what happened.

RoadRunnerZ 13

Monday 8 October 2018 2:40

What your buds do when you get roasted at school

wmayrhofer 18

Monday 8 October 2018 6:39

no smoking near the river for a while..

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Today, I was delivering the HiLux my dad bought for my brother's birthday. At a red light, my bitter ex-girlfriend saw me and threw a roadworks sign at me, breaking the driver's side window. My brother insists I probably did it myself out of jealousy, so our dad is making me pay for the repair. FML

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Today, after I divorced my husband because of his extreme alcoholism, he's now sober and got his life together and I see the man I fell madly in love with. Apparently, getting better for revenge meant more than getting better for the marriage. FML

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Today, my boyfriend of 3 years revealed he'd got me a complete collection of Charles Dickens' novels for £3 from a charity shop. He was particularly proud as he said it meant he could give me one for Christmas and my birthday each year, thus avoiding having to buy me presents for the next 15+ years. FML

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Today, my boyfriend accused me of cheating because according to him, our child does not have his hair color, eye color, or other facial features. Our son is five days old, bald and hasn't opened his eyes much. The closest thing I can probably compare him to is an old, wrinkly potato. FML

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Today, the guy I had to let go because he told me he didn’t “want a relationship or anything serious” started becoming exclusive with someone else. This is the fourth guy this has happened with. What’s wrong with me? Why am I not good enough to date? FML

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Today, I was cleaning out from underneath my bed and found a used condom. I've never had sex in my own room. FML

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