Kids How in hell…?

How in hell…?

Anonymous - 19/06/2013 16:12 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, my 16-year-old son broke two of his fingers playing with Play-Doh. FML

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The rhythm of the fight
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why the fuck would you do that - 25/02/2013 02:57 - United States - Phoenix

Today, my son broke his hand when he and his best friend had the genius idea of punching each other in the fists as hard as they could. FML

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Learning curve

Anonymous - 16/08/2017 16:00

Today, my 3-year-old son put into practice the lesson I taught him yesterday, about how to use a larger piece of Play-Doh to pick up smaller bits. Unfortunately, he used this method to pick up a small bit of poo from his pants with a larger bit of poo direct from the toilet. I was an hour late for work. FML

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Not too fond of the chair

Anonymous - - United States

Today, my son threw the biggest fit in history about going to the dentist. He broke a whole stack of plates, overflowed the bathtub, let the dog loose, and kicked his father when he tried to calm him down. My son is 17. FML

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Great work, son

firestar772 - 12/06/2013 06:21 - United States - Santa Barbara

Today, I went to pick up my 6-year-old son from his friend's house. They were having a great time, and he didn't want to leave. So, while I wasn't looking, he superglued both his hands to their kitchen table. FML

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Anonymous - 28/06/2013 20:36 - Jordan - Amman

Today, my 12-year-old son played QWOP on my laptop. Half an hour later, he virtually destroyed it in a fit of rage. FML

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limping - 24/01/2014 23:10 - Canada

Today, as revenge for being grounded for bullying a kid at school, my eight-year-old son flung a handful of Lego into my path as I walked barefoot into the kitchen. I'm still in pain. FML

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Kids will be kids

Anonymous - 27/08/2020 10:02 - Australia - Murarrie

Today, my son accidentally damaged another kid in the face with a baseball bat, while blindfolded trying to hit a piñata. Except there was no piñata, or blindfold. FML

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Anonymous - 11/09/2011 19:16 - United Kingdom

Today, I had to clean up after the kid who discovered he could finger paint with his poo. FML

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Cats are the same

GrumpyMonk - 21/01/2022 04:58

Today, my son was playing with a piece of plastic wrapping and trying not to let it fall to the floor as if it were a balloon. This is after he got some kick ass gifts for Christmas. Kids. FML

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So, here's the thing…

dad - 28/04/2024 11:00 - United States

Today, my 6 year-old son and his cousin were play boxing. For fun, I taught them some real moves. I guess my son is a natural but my nephew got hit so hard he fell over and broke his arm. Now I have to explain this to my wife and her sister. FML

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Wednesday 19 June 2013 22:30

True talent. Hide the modeling clay, it might put him in the ICU.

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Wednesday 19 June 2013 22:32

All I want to know is one thing... How?

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Wednesday 19 June 2013 22:46

The van gough of play doh

darwinism 30

Wednesday 19 June 2013 22:46

Now you know how to punish him.

barcjean 9

Wednesday 19 June 2013 22:47

He went full retard... You never go full retard

KBurns207 17

Wednesday 19 June 2013 22:52

Give the little guy crayons next time.

edmunson 22

Thursday 20 June 2013 6:21

Nah, he may get food poisoning from crayons...

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Thursday 20 June 2013 7:17

Nope, he would poke his eyes out with the crayons. Plus the paper would tear him to shreds.

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Wednesday 19 June 2013 22:54

I'm utterly curious how that happened.

simsgirlgem 25

Wednesday 19 June 2013 22:55

WHAT THE HELL KIND OF PLAY-DOH IS THAT?!

Likian5 26

Wednesday 19 June 2013 23:00

How???

MEM0817 18

Wednesday 19 June 2013 23:01

Are you sure he's not 1+6? This FML just made my shitty day that much better. This was the funniest one I've read in awhile!

ulissey_fml 22

Wednesday 19 June 2013 23:04

Guess his name is Homer. D'OH !!

kpc2424 13

Wednesday 19 June 2013 23:07

He needs to graduate to throwing knives!

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Today, while shopping at a grocery store, I was the winner of the '1,000,000 customer of the year' award. I was surrounded with people taking pictures and everyone looking, all while I was buying adult diapers for my dad. FML

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Today, my wife and I had another couple over. My wife was beside me while we all talked in the kitchen. I turned to put something in the fridge, and the other couple went into the next room. Turning back, I groped my wife's breasts playfully. She screamed and slapped me. It wasn't my wife. FML

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Today, I found out my boyfriend is only with me because he's in love with my sister, who turned him down repeatedly, and I'm the closest he can now get. FML

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Today, my wife hit a new level of clingy when she picked the lock on the bathroom door so she could sit with me while I shat. FML

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Today, I got kicked out of my band by the guy who quit two weeks ago. The bad part? Everyone else agreed with him. FML

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Today, I'm stuck in the middle of a red weather warning because of two huge snowstorms. I've been snowed in at work for three days so far. No sign of getting home any time soon. FML

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