How I feel at the kid's table Lewis - 19/01/2019 19:00 - France - Paris But mooooom! I'm a grown man! 278 61
Today, a businessman in his forties tackled me to the ground in an attempt to take my seat on a crowded train. When that didn't work, he called me a fat bitch and gave me the finger. The seat was given up for me because I'm seven months pregnant. FML 60 370 3 606
Today, I went to the DMV to get my license. I almost ran over my evaluator as he was walking to get in the car. FML 11 017 24 610
Today, I finally met a guy I was interested in, after being a single 21 year-old virgin, but my brother decided to be overprotective and drag me away. Like, literally. FML 968 141
Today, my girlfriend informed me that during the night, I shot up in bed and whimpered tearfully, "I don't have anything for the fancy-dress!" She also decided to share this with all our friends. I'm never going to live this down. FML 41 155 5 097
Today, my sister looked prettier in her bridesmaid's dress than I did in my wedding dress. I love her to bits, but she won the genetic lottery out of the two of us, so even on my wedding day I feel inferior. FML 1 088 281
Are his/her legs crossed?