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How I feel at the kid's table

Lewis - 19/01/2019 19:00 - France - Paris

But mooooom! I'm a grown man!

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Chinese New Year: Dragons and Laughter
Celebrate with stories where tradition and humor meet for a colorful Chinese New Year. …

Nilcole McGinnis 10

Monday 22 July 2019 13:08

Are his/her legs crossed?

Nilcole McGinnis 10

Monday 22 July 2019 13:08

Are his/her legs crossed?

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Today, a businessman in his forties tackled me to the ground in an attempt to take my seat on a crowded train. When that didn't work, he called me a fat bitch and gave me the finger. The seat was given up for me because I'm seven months pregnant. FML

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Today, I went to the DMV to get my license. I almost ran over my evaluator as he was walking to get in the car. FML

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Today, I finally met a guy I was interested in, after being a single 21 year-old virgin, but my brother decided to be overprotective and drag me away. Like, literally. FML

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Today, in public, a homeless guy looked me in the eyes and started wanking. FML

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Today, my girlfriend informed me that during the night, I shot up in bed and whimpered tearfully, "I don't have anything for the fancy-dress!" She also decided to share this with all our friends. I'm never going to live this down. FML

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Today, my sister looked prettier in her bridesmaid's dress than I did in my wedding dress. I love her to bits, but she won the genetic lottery out of the two of us, so even on my wedding day I feel inferior. FML

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