Intimacy: Horror movie

Horror movie

By ihatevideos - 16/03/2009 23:08 - United States

Today, I was sifting through my parents old home movies. I put in one and was horrified to see my parents having sex. I immediately ejected the tape and looked at the label. It said "Bermuda, 1989." They've told me I was conceived in Bermuda around that time. I've seen my own conception. FML

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Kamicase 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 4:42

Actually it's kind of cool. Not many people can say, that they've seen their own creation. : )

dvb77 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 4:39

Oh god, that's horrific. Ughhhh, I'd want to throw up

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Akash1395 0

Thursday 14 January 2010 3:48

ur parents should have locked that tape up seriously

Sunbolt 0

Monday 1 February 2010 22:36

that's acualy funny, for me not for you

timnew1108 0

Tuesday 2 February 2010 9:11

very few accually get to witness the moment they were conceved that must have been weird

lovergirl7 1

Tuesday 23 March 2010 19:46

#40 you are my hero

zanguard 0

Tuesday 20 July 2010 5:19

I was a fat baby so my stork dropped me ;(

anthaz_fml 0

Tuesday 3 August 2010 2:07

my stork plucked my hair out. I looked like a dwarfed lex luthor as a child..

Harleyyyy 0

Tuesday 7 September 2010 18:34

You poor soul. I feel your pain. I saw BOTH the conception of me, AND the birth of me. Nearly lost my lunch. The tape was labeled "Our Little Girl". I assumed it was like one of those random tapings parents do sometimes. Man, was I wrong. Horribly, horribly wrong.