Hooligans

Agax - - United States - Riverside

Today, I was playing soccer when a player kicked the ball at my crotch. In pain, I kneeled down. The referee came up to me and whispered, "The smaller they are, the more it hurts." FML
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Your reply: "And you know this from experience?"

Obviously he was trying to get you up, off the presumption that you would want to look a bigger "man". Standing up and also jumping on your heals eases the pain.