Kids, Poopoo peepee Neighbours Hey there! - FML

Hey there!

ohcrap - 08/11/2012 01:41 - United States

Today, while I was sitting on the toilet, my toddler swung the door open. We just bought the house, and we have no curtains. Our new neighbor, who I haven't met, was mowing her yard. I stood half-naked to close the door, and our eyes met. I froze. She waved. FML

25 045

2 608

Chinese New Year: Dragons and Laughter
Celebrate with stories where tradition and humor meet for a colorful Chinese New Year. …

Matti - 17/08/2018 22:00

Today, as I sat on the toilet, I heard a noise outside. I peered through the window and found myself staring directly at my neighbor. FML

3 216

245

Why hello there...

Shocked - 28/01/2018 19:00

Today, while looking at a house to buy, I opened a bathroom door. There was a naked man on the toilet. FML

4 711

437

Hi there!

anon - 26/07/2010 00:07 - Canada

Today, I was showing a house to a couple who were interested in buying. At least they "were" interested until they opened the blinds, looked out of the bedroom window and saw the neighbor on the toilet taking a dump. He was naked. He was hairy. He smiled and waved. FML

38 862

3 540

Infrastructure

Anonymous - 14/07/2025 00:00 - United Kingdom - Swindon

Today, I was using a public toilet stall when the lock gave way, and the door swung open halfway. I froze, and the person who was washing his hands at the sinks looked at me in the mirror and awkwardly said, “I see you.” I muttered, “I’m sorry,” as he walked out looking like he'd seen a ghost. FML

371

101

2young4birds&bees - 24/10/2016 15:53

Today, while changing my tampon in a public restroom, a toddler crawled under the door of my stall and asked what I was doing. I had to wait until I'd finished to open the door and let her out. FML

10 812

729

Burntintomyretinas - 19/09/2012 04:40 - Australia - Chatswood

Today, I went over to my girlfriend's house. She'd told me not to ring the doorbell and just come in so that I wouldn't wake her dad up. As I walked upstairs, her father walked out of the bathroom naked. We locked eyes. I can't get the image out of my head. FML

25 873

3 617

slashteddy - 09/09/2009 23:30 - United States

Today, at work, I was on my break when I had to use the bathroom. I was on the toilet taking a dump when the door latch loosened and the door swung open. The little girl standing there took one look and screamed. Security busted in. My pants were still down. FML

37 972

2 810

Anonymous - 13/03/2010 09:17 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, when I needed the loo. The door was ajar, so I walked into his bathroom, sat down, and started to pee. I then looked up to see the shocked face of his dad sitting naked in the bath. FML

31 804

10 111

fviz - 07/02/2013 09:51 - United States

Today, while using a public restroom to change my tampon, I made eye contact with someone looking at me through the little space in the door. FML

45 200

2 807

She's lost control again

Taylor - 11/08/2025 22:00 - United Kingdom - Bristol

Today, I was trying on jeans in a store. Thinking the changing room door was locked, I stripped down to my underwear. Suddenly, an elderly woman opened the door, stepped in, and said, “Oh, I thought this was the toilet.” We locked eyes for an eternity before she backed out. I felt obligated to buy the jeans to regain some control of my life. FML

309

162

KissMyButtocks 6

Thursday 8 November 2012 8:55

Well, thats a great first impression!

preps87 0

Thursday 8 November 2012 8:57

Did you wave back?

KM96 24

Thursday 8 November 2012 20:03

AWKWARD FUTURE RELATIONSHIP ALERT! Well unless you plan to never meet her fully, or move house again ...

senor_awesome 14

Thursday 8 November 2012 20:10

Did she at least smile when she waved?

dmac1342 4

Thursday 8 November 2012 21:15

Ooh la la

hurrican_fml 0

Thursday 8 November 2012 21:46

Guess she's seen it all before

ygirlluvmusic 0

Thursday 8 November 2012 22:23

Well are u a girl or a guy??

CrookedCook 14

Thursday 8 November 2012 22:45

at least she waved back, and didn't make a huge commotion or freak out

toyotita4 3

Thursday 8 November 2012 23:45

Just wave back, she prolly thinks your a nudist....

SomeDeadRabbits 8

Friday 9 November 2012 0:18

That's an awkward house layout if your bathroom door faces your houses front windows xD

blahmemeblah 3

Friday 9 November 2012 1:23

Hey she seemed interested lol

senh34 1

Friday 9 November 2012 2:32

Hahaha too funny, now you know your neighbors are friendly.

2
3
4
5
6

Miscellaneous My ex Stalker Coworkers Love Internet Relatable AITA Pokémon Awkward Work Parenting Kids Annoying Shopping Underwear Jealousy Parents Thief Sex Intimacy Suspicious Family NSFW Birthday Gifts I need your advice Accident Abuse Moving home

Today, I bought a guy I’ve liked for months a Christmas present and expressed how much he meant to me. He said, “Lol, thanks.” He then went on a date with another girl. Apparently, being loving and caring towards guys gets you used and rejected. My lover girl era is now over. FML

161

528

Today, my husband farted while he was naked and bending over to pick up his clothes, so me lying on the bed got a perfect view of his butthole twitching and flapping around as the gas escaped. Who says romance is dead? FML

406

135

Today, my girlfriend decided that the best place to break up with me was during a movie about two couples breaking up. FML

1 642

152

Today, I realized that without my birth control pills, I would have no idea what day it is. FML

25 917

16 089

Today, my boyfriend of one year broke up with me a week before my prom because he found out that he liked my best friend instead. However, she likes someone else anyways, so were now both left brokenhearted. FML

725

124

Today, my date from last night sent a text obviously meant for his brother or a friend, which said, and I quote, “Bro I tried all those psychological tricks you taught me to get her to want to suck my dick but she didn’t offer even once, now I got blue balls and I had to pay for her meal too.” FML

1 863

350