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indefiniteforest - 10/09/2016 04:11 - United States - Hillsboro

Today, my best friend texted me and told me she broke up with her boyfriend. Trying to be supportive, I sent a long message about how he never deserved her and that I was there for her if she needed someone to vent to. She replied, "Are you high?" FML
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rodrigun449 16

"Are you high?" "Well I ain't ******* low"

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RichardPencil 30

That "not deserve you" gambit is a dead giveaway of stonedness.

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forsook 12

I mean, yes, but that's beside the point.

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xx000o 27

Well if you were at least it's legal.

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KingOfPandas 13

Well OP did say that her friend was the one that broke up with her boyfriend. I don't know if her friend and her boyfriend both agreed to that or if it was one-sided. But to me it seems like the friend wasnt affected by the break up at all

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RinoaHeartilly 36

Maybe she was upset that you were bashing the person she cared about? Not everyone immediately hates their ex.

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indefiniteforest 17

Just to add some backstory to this, her boyfriend had cheated on her and she decided to stay and try to make it work with him, but after about a month it was obvious that they were delaying the inevitable and she broke it off. I was trying to be extra supportive of the decision because I knew it was really hard for her, but I guess it sounded like I was on drugs lol although I do tend to get really emotional when I'm high, so it was a fair assumption.

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AirBusDriver 23

Well, Oregon did vote to legalize the green lol

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TMO2142 25

Did you save that conversation?

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