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notwasted39 - - United States

Today, I was walking to my mailbox when I fell down and couldn't get up. My neighbor walked by with his dog, took one look at me struggling, said, "What is wrong with kids these days, drunk at 9 a.m.?" and continued on. I couldn't get up because I'm still healing from a stress fracture in my hip. FML

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... - 02/10/2012 20:55 - Canada - Airdrie

Today, I fell down the stairs and landed heavily on my foot. Because I wasn't crying, my mom refused to take me to the hospital. It took me an hour of agony to convince her. It turned out to be broken in three different places. FML

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Charming

FootyFoot - - Australia

Today, I texted my mom if she could pick me up from the hospital. She replied, "No fatty, walk home." I have a broken foot. FML

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Hurting over here

wo-ow - - United States - Bronx

Today, I fell down the stairs and broke my leg. My dad helped me to the car so he could drive me to the hospital, but when he saw our neighbor, he went over and had a 15 minute screaming match with him over how his dog keeps shitting on our lawn, all while I sat in the car in agony. FML

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Never Work With Animals or Children - 26/05/2012 11:06 - United States - Van Nuys

Today, I ran out of the house after my dog, tripped and knocked myself out on the railing by the front step. I woke up to my little brother lifting up the back of my dress for the neighborhood to see. FML

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Best foot forward

Anonymous - 06/07/2020 02:02

Today, after a month of things going wrong in my life and finally getting better, I woke up refreshed and ready to face the day. Then, I fell down the stairs. FML

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typical - 13/04/2013 23:49 - United States - Cheshire

Today, I fell down the stairs. My mom came running from the other room because she thought it was the dog. She rolled her eyes and walked away when she saw it was me. FML

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These boots were made for walking

Triple F - 07/03/2009 17:16 - United States

Today, I laced up my fabulous new boots and walked outside to find my hot neighbor, with whom I carpool every morning. I struck a pose, feeling quite confident. Upon taking my first step down the stairs, I fell forward. I woke up an hour later with 7 stitches in my head. FML

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Rough night, huh?

Anonymous - 12/02/2025 15:00 - United States

Today, I was drunk and broke my leg. I called 911, only for the cops to turn up and make me try to walk, with them saying that I was faking my injury. They arrested me for being drunk in public and hours later I finally got to an ER. I had to have surgery on my leg. FML

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Anonymous - 19/01/2010 09:34 - United States

Today, as I was walking home, I felt my feet slip out from under me and I face-planted in the slushy, dirty, melting snow. I rolled over, completely soaked, and attempted to get up, thinking no one saw me. A mail-man then passed me without offering to help, and said, "I've seen worse." FML

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ow - 13/06/2011 05:39 - United States

Today, I was home alone in my apartment. I tripped over my dresser and fell and sprained my ankle. As I was laying there in agonizing pain, my downstairs neighbor shouted at me to shut up. FML

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live_my_life245 0

Monday 13 July 2009 23:02

ohh that must suck! guess the neighbor isn't too nice...

evanwilliams 4

Monday 13 July 2009 23:16

Hey, if you get drunk enough it won't hurt so much. And you'll live up to your neighbor's expectations as well. Problem solved. You're welcome.

chocoLIFE_fml 2

Tuesday 14 July 2009 3:41

poor you :( I want to flip he off (￣へ￣)凸

ILoveJace01 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 3:46

What a jerk.

xxXChiiXxx 2

Tuesday 14 July 2009 4:07

DON'T WORRY! LifeAlert is there to help! ;)

rockonCB4 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 4:22

ROTFLOL, I'm sorry, but this made me laugh out loud. Poor you! xD

nirvan5a 1

Tuesday 14 July 2009 4:38

haha, damn funny. what wrong these people have pets. do they have nose at least.

Junaeffer 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 4:44

So....? Say something!!![:

AdamGD 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 6:11

That sucks

shan789mudge 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 6:15

that sucks, but it is pretty funny. lol it would make a good scene in a movie

Vib392 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 6:32

Lmaoo_Good Times Good Times Was he a old wipper snapper.? or whatever_i hope your alright now though.!

augustdanielle 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 6:50

Help! I've fallen and I can't get up! Js.

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Today, I received a serious concussion and several stitches to the back of my head. The attacker? My mom. FML

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Today, I’ve met the last of my wife’s ex-boyfriends. She’s been out of touch with all of them since we met, but after seeing their shared looks, I'm convinced they all have naked pictures of her. How recent they are is the only remaining question. FML

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Today, my girlfriend made me watch six hours of "Glee" with her. I don't know what I hate the most, the fact that I actually sat there and watched it or that I'm angry at Finn for breaking up with Rachel. FML

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Today, my wife rushed out of the house, stated she had to hurry to Costco, asked me for money after talking shit to me. She left our house a mess while I’m working from home. When I called her to give her a list of things to pick up, she was cleaning her friends’s house and taking care of her friend’s kids. FML

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Today, my mother informed me that I am not allowed to drive in snow. I live in Minnesota. FML

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Today, my psycho ex broke into my fiancée's apartment and cut up her expensive wedding dress. The nutjob is in jail now, but it doesn't seem like the wedding will be happening any time soon. FML

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