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Heftychonk

Backinzi - - United States

Today, my 17 pound cat fell from a counter. It wouldn't have been a big deal if he didn't try to use my leg as a tree to cling onto on the way down. FML

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The rhythm of the fight
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HHIChica - 17/09/2009 11:14 - United States

Today, while my 18 pound cat was on the edge of the tub watching me shower, he fell in. Apparently, in his mind, the best way to get away from the water is to climb my bare legs. FML

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The great escape

Anonymous - 16/02/2025 03:00 - United States

Today, I was reading on my couch when I noticed my cat trying to escape out of an open window. I leapt up to stop her, but in my panic, I tripped over a coffee table leg, slammed my face into a wall, and knocked over a guitar. My cat, meanwhile, just sauntered down, and went off to the kitchen. FML

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crazycat - 13/05/2011 16:23 - Canada

Today, in the early hours of the morning, my cat started scratching at my legs. I got out of bed and he raced me to the stairs, tripping me. I fell all the way down and landed in cat poop. FML

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Thanks little buddy

crushed - 10/03/2021 14:00

Today, I was in the middle of my workout when my cat meowed so loudly, it startled me into dropping a 50-pound weight onto my foot. FML

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Stuck in the middle

Mark - 20/03/2017 08:00 - United States - Sparks

Today, while I was vacuuming, my cat got scared and tripped me. I landed on the vacuum handle between my legs. Not walking too well right now. FML

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Anonymous - 31/07/2014 17:28 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my cat tried to jump up to the window, and missed. This would have been hilarious if I had not been sleeping under that same window, and then caught him with my face. FML

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Anonymous - 28/12/2018 06:00 - United States - Pittsford

Today, my cat jumped on my shoulders, but stepped in my hood and choked me and when I panicked she dug her claws into my shoulders. FML

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ouch - 26/03/2011 02:27

Today, my cat fell into the bathtub while walking along the rim. This wouldn't have been so bad if I wasn't in it at the time, and if my skin was immune to being sliced open by a frantic kitty. FML

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Raining cats and dogs

Fling! - 29/11/2022 05:00 - United States

Today, I tried to put my reclining chair back. My cat and dog were sitting on the very top. It went up in an unexpectedly forceful manner, sending them flying, causing my dog to fall, and my cat to cling for dear life. FML

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Slippery! - 01/02/2024 08:00 - United States

Today, while walking through my living room, I slipped and nearly fell, narrowly avoiding hitting my head against a nearby door jamb. What did I slip on, you ask? A single cat treat. FML

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applecaketree 0

Sunday 31 July 2011 9:27

Your cat needs to diet!

TheBrickWithouse 10

Sunday 31 July 2011 9:26

I've been there. it definitely sucks. FYL.

HexRay 0

Monday 1 August 2011 5:51

how the hell could anyone say "you deserved it"?..

sbuxchica0918 0

Monday 1 August 2011 6:31

Because op let the cat get on the counter that's disgusting! The thing digs in it's own crap all day and then walks on the counter where you make food? Eww!

iMandyx3 5

Monday 1 August 2011 6:25

YDI for feeding your cat all those ****** big macs O_o

sbuxchica0918 0

Monday 1 August 2011 6:27

Ydi for letting your filthy cat on the counter! Yuck!

carlosestrada1 4

Monday 1 August 2011 7:02

is he/she okay?

Jerret 6

Monday 1 August 2011 7:45

This is why I'm a dog person. They do as they're told. Sit. Stay. Roll over. Cats just see you as their servants. Little prickers.

kylieedawnn 0

Monday 1 August 2011 7:53

that's happened to me too lol

idontcare8l 3

Monday 1 August 2011 8:57

Am I the only one here who thinks that's light, my cat is 25 pounds 0.o

homey744 0

Wednesday 10 August 2011 15:42

My cat is 30 pounds but mostly muscle....

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Monday 1 August 2011 9:45

get those claw covers and put em on his front paws (back too if hes an inside cat, just front of hes inout cat as they use their rear claws for defence...) they fall off quickly, but theyre cheap and effective!