Heavy load

Fattypatty - 09/07/2009 06:21 - United States

Today, I realized how fat I really am. While going to the bathroom I leaned to the side to wipe my butt and heard a crack. Not knowing what it was, I continued to wipe. After I finished, I got up to see that I'd cracked the toilet seat in half. FML
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SusanaSaysRawrxD 0

Diet. Gastric Bypass. Tummy Tuck. Gym. Something! D: and how the **** do you crack a porcelain seat like that? my God. :3

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heywood 0

The saddest part of this FML is how many closet nutritionests come out of the woodwork at the slightest mention of obesity. Yes, we get it, eat less and exercise. Thank-you everyone for your expert advice.

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ghostgirll 0

cool but i wish you didn't have to go into detail about exactly what you were doing when it cracked. you DID NOT need to mention that you were wiping your ass as it happened.

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cmac86 23

God almighty how much do you weigh?! I'm not the skinniest person in the state but I've never been that close to breaking a toilet seat. I'm hoping for your sake that it was one of those real cheap plastic ones.

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Mattyknows 0

Why have 8000 people clicked "your life is ******" and not "you deserve it". Of course you deserve it, if you didn't want to be fat you shouldn't have eaten all the ******* pies should you!? YDI for eating all the pies.

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hossgray 0

Buncha morons! Knows how to comment anymore!! Everyone just all of the sudden knows all the secrets to losing weight!! All those people are dumbasses!

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suziie_fml 0

aww :[ heyy you should watch this video.. we make a joke about breaking a toilet!.. i didnt think that was possible :/ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H-f1gP0ua78

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employed22 0

So long as you washed after wiping s'all good.

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NoneofyourBizz 0

at least it wasnt a niceeeee toliet seat, i would like to see the man who had to clean that shit up

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