Heartless swine

Anonymous - 15/09/2015 05:56 - United States

Today, I had sex with my boyfriend for the first time. Afterwards, I got up to get some water. When I stood up, I fell straight to the ground, my legs were so weak. As I fell, I hit my head on the end table and knocked myself unconscious. My boyfriend laughed at me. FML
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Aspen_Grace33 27

Guess he was just that good in bed!!! On a more serious note, I'm hoping you're doing well.

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TrustStolen 16

he was probably just proud of himself that he could do that? I guess I'm trying to see the positive side of this

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vampgirl999 8

On the upside, he made your legs weak. On the downside, potential concussions suck. Hope you're doing better OP!

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thestoryofacaleb 14

How did you know he was laughing if you were unconscious?

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enxhi96 21

At least you had sex so banging that you fell to the ground...

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dyscomonkee 12

Did you go again afterwards?

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samichiss 5

something tells me this is the boyfriend posting for an ego boost.

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ZorroRooster 19

Laughing at your head injury aside, sounds like he did his damn job the way a man is supposed to.

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MacInCali 2

I've been on the pitching side of that situation. But you can't blame the wang

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