Healthy Lifestyle and Work: Healthy lifestyle influencer

Healthy lifestyle influencer

By Pickle - 03/03/2011 06:58 - United States

Today, my friend and I taught a very involved healthy nutrition program to underprivileged youths at a local center. We even made them a healthy snack at the end of the program. Within minutes of the program being over, we caught some of our fellow volunteers feeding the kids Oreos. FML

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Thursday 3 March 2011 12:48

give a man a fish, he will eat for a day. Give a man a packet of Oreos, he will eat for a day, die of heart disease, and there will be plenty of fish for someone else