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He pulled a Carrie Underwood!

Andy - 26/03/2018 01:30 - Germany - W?rselen

Today, I got laid for the first time in over a year. The girl then texted her location to her boyfriend, who I didn't know about. He smashed four cars, including mine, with a sledgehammer and ran off before the police arrived. FML

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Monday 26 March 2018 1:43

I just want to know if she called him to tell him that she wants to break up, or did she need a ride after she rode you?

kirby1964 20

Monday 26 March 2018 2:03

So sue her and him, get him arrested. To get your car fixed. No more one night stands.

liltmac 7

Monday 4 June 2018 11:53

She sounds crazy, bet it was good sex

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Today, a week after I quit smoking, I lit up again. Was it stress? Cravings? No. I haven't had a crap since I quit, and can't take this gut ache anymore. FML

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Today, I accidentally got pregnant by my boyfriend of three years and now I’m 4 months pregnant, single and we don’t even talk anymore. The best part is that he doesn’t believe I’m pregnant, nor that it’s his. FML

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Today, at work, I dropped a heavy block of lead on my hand. On my hunt for ice, I had to tell my manager - who told her manager, who told the chief - in the end, the whole department found out and they made me fill in two long-arsed incident reports. I had to fill them in myself with my busted up hand. FML

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